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My Life's A Joke Quotes By Charlotte Shane: I am still capable of feeling used. I

I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. — Charlotte Shane

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Andy Kaufman: I never told a joke in my life.

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Everything about life is a joke. Don't you

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? — Kurt Vonnegut

My Life's A Joke Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke

Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us. — F Scott Fitzgerald

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Cinda Williams Chima: You do not respond to an attempt on

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Hannah Simone: Often women are pitted against each other for

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Janet Jackson: Too many lives go up in smoke -

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. — Janet Jackson

My Life's A Joke Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Life is a joke that's just begun.

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

My Life's A Joke Quotes By David Arnold: Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines

Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke. — David Arnold

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Dohee: You only get one chance at life, not

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Chloe Neill: If you can't make a joke at a

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Cameron Jace: Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married,

Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They — Cameron Jace

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Garrison Keillor: You can go your whole life and not

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Marty Rubin: A good joke is life laughing at itself.

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Lisa M. Cronkhite: Life is a joke. Laugh out loud.

Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Petra Hermans: Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Agatha Christie: All life is a jest, Imhotep - and

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Andy Roddick: I'll be the first to admit it, the

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Stephan Attia: Life is a joke, even though it is

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: If life is a joke, let us play

If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Cindy McCain: Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life

Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, — Cindy McCain

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: In general, I tried not to take myself

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: What if life is just a cosmic joke,

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Criss Jami: Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself,

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Stephen King: As if life were a joke, and heaven

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Steven Bochco: I remember practically every joke I've ever heard

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Life is too important to be taken as

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Lynda Barry: In life there are always these things happening

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Heather Sellers: When something makes no sense, sometimes you make

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Jonathan Woodrow: all the hardships in life were all a

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Hey, that's life, flick it off if you

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: I have never been able to see life

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Or maybe it was just that my life

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

My Life's A Joke Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya