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Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.
— Benjamin Bratt
The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.
— Donald Sutherland
The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.
— Brian K. Vaughan
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.
— Joseph Prince
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
— Henny Youngman
I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.
— Jason Priestley
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
— Michael Jordan
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.
— James Denton
No situation is beyond God's control. Over my wife's desk are these words: Fear not the future; God is already there.
— Billy Graham
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
— Woody Allen
Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her.
— Manny Pacquiao
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.
— Hugh Jackman
I can't do this without her, Liz, I can't. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She's my wife,
— Tara Sivec
My guitar is half my life and my wife is the other half.
— Huddie William Ledbetter
This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife.
— Jack Johnson
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend.
— Mark Salling
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
— Charles Farrar Browne
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.
— Laura Benanti
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
— Bruce Lansky
Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!
— Casper Van Dien
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.
— Ilie Nastase
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.
— Terrence Howard
Habit is my true, my wedded wife.
— Wallace Stegner
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
— Sam Levenson
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.
— Rich Sommer
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I ... fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out.
— Abraham Lincoln
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
— Rodney Dangerfield
I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.
— Danny McBride
Baseball is important, but it's about fifth place behind my kids, my wife and the health of my family.
— Mike Lowell
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
— John Barrymore
My wife is - in the strictest sense - my sole companion, and I need no other. There is no vacancy in my mind any more than in my heart.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
The only person that I want to love me is my wife.
— Peter Capaldi
I believe strongly in the rights of women ... my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a woman, my wife is a woman.
— Abdullah Of Saudi Arabia
My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.
— Don Rickles
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
— Henny Youngman
Like many of my fellow preachers I acknowledge that my best and severest critic is my wife.
— D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones
I feel like a divorced wife once my book is published and has left me, and hate to be brought back into intimate contact!
— Freya Stark
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously.
— John Ortberg
My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother.
— Melissa Etheridge
I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
— Rob Delaney
My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb.
— Dennis Wolfberg
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
— Cedric Hardwicke
I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife.
— Nick Cannon
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.
— Mark Hoppus
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
— Michelangelo
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.
— Ralph Lauren
My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life.
— Romain Grosjean
My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.
— Jarod Kintz
How foolish it is for me to be completely honest with my wife about my shortcomings, but try to fool God!
— Francis Chan
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
— Warren Beatty
The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.
— Tracy Morgan
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.
— Avinash Kaushik
This is my wife, Trish. The Good Lord overwhelms her on occasion. I find it best to just ignore it,
— Kristen Ashley
My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life.
— Samuel Pepys
I have two beautiful children, a wife who loves me very much and who I love - and my career is going well, too.
— Rupert Penry-Jones
I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a house in Spain; that is my luxury.
— Pierre Dukan
The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs.
— Taye Diggs
find that if in a hurry, it is always better to acquiesce with my wife than to make an argument.
— Derrick Belanger
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.
— Jean-Claude Van Damme
My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond.
— Eric McCormack
