Natasha Leggero Quotes
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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
— Natasha Leggero
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
— Natasha Leggero
When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.
— Natasha Leggero
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
— Natasha Leggero
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
— Natasha Leggero
Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.
— Natasha Leggero
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.
— Natasha Leggero
Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.
— Natasha Leggero
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?
— Natasha Leggero
I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
— Natasha Leggero
Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
— Natasha Leggero
Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.
— Natasha Leggero
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking.
— Natasha Leggero
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
— Natasha Leggero
I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.
— Natasha Leggero
Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.
— Natasha Leggero
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
— Natasha Leggero
I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until you're a mother.'
— Natasha Leggero
I don't see the point of watching men exercise.
— Natasha Leggero
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
— Natasha Leggero
You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.
— Natasha Leggero
There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon circumstances.
— Natasha Leggero
Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
— Natasha Leggero
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
— Natasha Leggero
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
— Natasha Leggero
Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
— Natasha Leggero
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
— Natasha Leggero
The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation.
— Natasha Leggero
Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.
— Natasha Leggero
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.
— Natasha Leggero
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
— Natasha Leggero
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
— Natasha Leggero
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
— Natasha Leggero
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
— Natasha Leggero
I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.
— Natasha Leggero
It's a human instinct to be known.
— Natasha Leggero
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'
— Natasha Leggero
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
— Natasha Leggero
