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Nba Funny Quotes By LeBron James: We played well all the way until, like,

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter. — LeBron James

Nba Funny Quotes By Bill Walton: Mick Jagger is in better shape than far

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton

Nba Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! — Charles Barkley

Nba Funny Quotes By Mark Cuban: The new moron in town is Chad Ford

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN. — Mark Cuban

Nba Funny Quotes By Michael Jordan: I know what I would do if I

I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is. — Michael Jordan

Nba Funny Quotes By Earl Monroe: Sport is the only profession I know of

Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe

Nba Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: It's the kind of game that makes you

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. — Charles Barkley

Nba Funny Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: I feel like Bill Walton - old and

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty. — Shaquille O'Neal

Nba Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Manute Bol is so skinny they save money

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. — Woody Allen

Nba Funny Quotes By Mo Williams: I'm no different than any other expendable player.

I'm no different than any other expendable player. — Mo Williams

Nba Funny Quotes By Tom Tolbert: I look at the NBA as a football

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. — Tom Tolbert

Nba Funny Quotes By Brett Brown: You could be adding gasoline to a roaring

You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are. — Brett Brown

Nba Funny Quotes By Shane Battier: I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.

I'll save that for Mrs. Battier. — Shane Battier

Nba Funny Quotes By Allen Iverson: Not a game, not a game ... practice.

Not a game, not a game ... practice. — Allen Iverson

Nba Funny Quotes By Bill Walton: What a pathetic play from a pathetic human

What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being. — Bill Walton

Nba Funny Quotes By Reggie Evans: I don't know what's wrong with that girl.

I don't know what's wrong with that girl. — Reggie Evans

Nba Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive. — Charles Barkley

Nba Funny Quotes By Kurt Rambis: I was just getting acquainted with the wood.

I was just getting acquainted with the wood. I wanted to see if it was maple or pine. — Kurt Rambis

Nba Funny Quotes By Art Rust Jr.: If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away. — Art Rust Jr.

Nba Funny Quotes By Jerome James: I don't have the first clue who he

I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome. — Jerome James

Nba Funny Quotes By Gary Dornhoefer: If you can walk with your head in

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA. — Gary Dornhoefer

Nba Funny Quotes By Mo Williams: The way he was playing, he probably could

The way he was playing, he probably could have scored on Jesus. — Mo Williams

Nba Funny Quotes By Marv Albert: Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight

Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT. — Marv Albert

Nba Funny Quotes By Pat Williams: What do you have when you have an

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. — Pat Williams

Nba Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: Christian is going to be the strongest man

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys. — Charles Barkley

Nba Funny Quotes By Paul George: I hope his breath wasn't too bad for

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.' — Paul George

Nba Funny Quotes By Bill Russell: On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should

On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex. — Bill Russell

Nba Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley

Nba Funny Quotes By Andrew Bogut: We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against

We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut

Nba Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey. — Charles Barkley

Nba Funny Quotes By Kevin Durant: I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant

Nba Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: A sportswriter once referred to him as our

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama