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Not A Joke Quotes By Gerry Geek: A project goal like a joke. If you A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun. — Gerry Geek
Not A Joke Quotes By Isabel Allende: She did not believe that the world was She did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously. — Isabel Allende
Not A Joke Quotes By Demetri Martin: Some of them relate to farts but they Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ... — Demetri Martin
Not A Joke Quotes By Samuel Larsen: I'm not the type of person who thinks I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone. — Samuel Larsen
Not A Joke Quotes By Tina Fey: Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. — Tina Fey
Not A Joke Quotes By Penn Jillette: I've never revved my car at a light I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. — Penn Jillette
Not A Joke Quotes By Randy Newman: The best of my songs are more than The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke. — Randy Newman
Not A Joke Quotes By Jacob M. Appel: Always warm up the audience with a joke Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel
Not A Joke Quotes By Georg Brandes: He who does not understand a joke, he He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. — Georg Brandes
Not A Joke Quotes By Penn Jillette: Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh. — Penn Jillette
Not A Joke Quotes By Carol Burnett: I can't tell a joke to save my I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett
Not A Joke Quotes By Jon Stewart: If your regime is not strong enough to If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime. — Jon Stewart
Not A Joke Quotes By Ali Sina: The entire Quran is a big joke. If The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written. — Ali Sina
Not A Joke Quotes By David Gordon Green: Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it. — David Gordon Green
Not A Joke Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Here's a professional tip: If you have to Here's a professional tip: If you have to say you're kidding, it might not be a great joke. — Ellen DeGeneres
Not A Joke Quotes By Don Adams: I've been paying alimony since I was 14 I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams
Not A Joke Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.
Not A Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: You are where your brain is but not You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is. — Santosh Kalwar
Not A Joke Quotes By Cinda Williams Chima: You do not respond to an attempt on You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima
Not A Joke Quotes By Kim Harrington: You know where you can shove your joke. You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington
Not A Joke Quotes By Prince: Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care. — Prince
Not A Joke Quotes By Agatha Christie: My dear Boris, can you not take a My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke? — Agatha Christie
Not A Joke Quotes By Norman Schwarzkopf: First of all, Saddam did not win the First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it. — Norman Schwarzkopf
Not A Joke Quotes By David Rees: I have a really analytical approach to art. I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all. — David Rees
Not A Joke Quotes By Max Eastman: It is the ability to take a joke, It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. — Max Eastman
Not A Joke Quotes By Joe Biden: There used to be an old bad joke. There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden
Not A Joke Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik
Not A Joke Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Thou can'st not joke an enemy into a Thou can'st not joke an enemy into a friend,
but thou may'st a friend into an enemy. — Benjamin Franklin
Not A Joke Quotes By Fred Durst: Directing a movie is serious, it's not a Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst
Not A Joke Quotes By Donna Augustine: Don't judge. That was a joke. How could Don't judge. That was a joke. How could I not? Everyone judged whether we admitted to it or not, usually saving the harshest criticisms for ourselves. — Donna Augustine
Not A Joke Quotes By Steve Carell: I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. — Steve Carell
Not A Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: In general, I tried not to take myself In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole
Not A Joke Quotes By Golda Meir: It is not a sin to be seventy It is not a sin to be seventy but it is also no joke. — Golda Meir
Not A Joke Quotes By Greg Giraldo: Joke stealing is a big deal to me, Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly. — Greg Giraldo
Not A Joke Quotes By Dick Cavett: I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. — Dick Cavett
Not A Joke Quotes By Deborah Blake: Not really riding weather, is it, miss? Unless Not really riding weather, is it, miss? Unless you're a duck." He chuckled at his own joke.
"Quack," Jenna said... — Deborah Blake
Not A Joke Quotes By Bruce Forsyth: I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. — Bruce Forsyth
Not A Joke Quotes By Me: Life is a joke and the only choice Life is a joke and the only choice we have is whether or not to laugh. - Generic CH 2 — Me
Not A Joke Quotes By Gerhard Richter: Art should be serious, not a joke. I Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter
Not A Joke Quotes By Karl Pilkington: It's not a joke: I really do like It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. — Karl Pilkington
Not A Joke Quotes By Emy Storey: Prison is not a joke. Prison is not a joke. — Emy Storey
Not A Joke Quotes By Doug Benson: If someone wants to make a joke about If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because I've put it out there that that's what I do. — Doug Benson
Not A Joke Quotes By Christa Miller: I am so happy that I married a I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. — Christa Miller
Not A Joke Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Not me," said Jimmy, trying to joke. "I Not me," said Jimmy, trying to joke. "I don't have a price." Wrong, as usual. — Margaret Atwood
Not A Joke Quotes By Christopher Guest: I rarely joke unless I'm in front of I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. — Christopher Guest
Not A Joke Quotes By Jules Verne: An Englishman does not joke about such an An Englishman does not joke about such an important matter as a bet. — Jules Verne
Not A Joke Quotes By Allan Dare Pearce: Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce
Not A Joke Quotes By Eugene Levy: I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. — Eugene Levy
Not A Joke Quotes By John Cheever: He was not a practical joke nor was He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever
Not A Joke Quotes By Malaclypse The Younger: We are not engaged in a complicated joke We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke. — Malaclypse The Younger
Not A Joke Quotes By Kendare Blake: It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen. — Kendare Blake
Not A Joke Quotes By Lindsay Buroker: Boss, it's not right to joke around about Boss, it's not right to joke around about a man's ... Did you call it a peeper? — Lindsay Buroker
Not A Joke Quotes By Honeya: Never make a person feel, that he/she is Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya
Not A Joke Quotes By Robert Orben: Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer. — Robert Orben
Not A Joke Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. "Not everything." "Like what?" "You. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Not A Joke Quotes By Claire North: There is no loneliness more lonely than to There is no loneliness more lonely than to be alone in a crowd. No awkwardness more unsettling than the inside joke you do not comprehend. — Claire North
Not A Joke Quotes By Jean Paul Gaultier: Dressing is a pleasure; clothes are not a Dressing is a pleasure; clothes are not a joke. — Jean Paul Gaultier
Not A Joke Quotes By Liane Moriarty: John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny. — Liane Moriarty
Not A Joke Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: Not that the crew of the Toiletship itself Not that the crew of the Toiletship itself were above a practical joke now and then. — Thomas Pynchon
Not A Joke Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Nora & Patch:N:Is everything a joke to you?P:Not Nora & Patch:
N:Is everything a joke to you?
P:Not everything.
N:Like what?
P:You. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Not A Joke Quotes By Maria Semple: I'm not the comedy police, but you watch I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!' — Maria Semple
Not A Joke Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Some people are so dry that you might Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins. — Henry Ward Beecher
Not A Joke Quotes By Ryan North: If you find you are not understanding my If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again. — Ryan North
Not A Joke Quotes By Tina Fey: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey
Not A Joke Quotes By Wilson Bethel: It's almost a joke how good I am It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable. — Wilson Bethel
Not A Joke Quotes By Oliver Goldsmith: Be not affronted at a joke. If one Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw. — Oliver Goldsmith
Not A Joke Quotes By George Orwell: A dirty joke is not, of course, a A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. — George Orwell
Not A Joke Quotes By David Nicholls: A joke was not a single-use item but A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella. — David Nicholls
Not A Joke Quotes By Stephan Attia: Life is a joke, even though it is Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia
Not A Joke Quotes By Nancy Sinatra: I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me. — Nancy Sinatra
Not A Joke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler. — Mitch Hedberg
Not A Joke Quotes By J. R. Martinez: Running for me is a sport. It's not Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. — J. R. Martinez
Not A Joke Quotes By Douglas Coupland: I thought it would be such a sick I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything. — Douglas Coupland
Not A Joke Quotes By Hank Azaria: Guys will definitely settle for women who get Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. — Hank Azaria
Not A Joke Quotes By Ronald Reagan: There was a time when "sound as a There was a time when "sound as a dollar" was a description, not a joke. — Ronald Reagan
Not A Joke Quotes By Lewis Black: I'm not a great joke writer, which is I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
Not A Joke Quotes By Ben Falcone: I'm not much of a joke writer. I'm not much of a joke writer. — Ben Falcone
Not A Joke Quotes By Alain De Botton: Writing a book has about it some of Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny. — Alain De Botton
Not A Joke Quotes By Agatha Christie: All life is a jest, Imhotep - and All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie
Not A Joke Quotes By Kit Rocha: Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha
Not A Joke Quotes By Bret Easton Ellis: Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis
Not A Joke Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm aware that I should end a joke I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh
Not A Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
Not A Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels
Not A Joke Quotes By Eliza Lentzski: No, I will not make out with you." No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked. — Eliza Lentzski
Not A Joke Quotes By Steve Coogan: I think you need to have the guts I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation. — Steve Coogan
Not A Joke Quotes By Barack Obama: Any so-called leader who does not take this Any so-called leader who does not take this issue (climate change) seriously or treats it like a joke is not fit to lead — Barack Obama
Not A Joke Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Why are you making a joke out of Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles
Not A Joke Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Not A Joke Quotes By Anonymous: Einstein: A good joke should not be repeated Einstein: A good joke should not be repeated too often. — Anonymous
Not A Joke Quotes By Garrison Keillor: You can go your whole life and not You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor
Not A Joke Quotes By Nicola Yoon: oh jesus. that is not a good joke oh jesus. that is not a good joke Madeline: Made you smile though. Olly: yeah it did — Nicola Yoon
Not A Joke Quotes By Stephen Colbert: We claim no respectability. There's no status I We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything. — Stephen Colbert
Not A Joke Quotes By Charlton Heston: I've come to feel very strongly, not as I've come to feel very strongly, not as a joke, that if you appoint a committee of more than four people, their efficiency starts to deteriorate. — Charlton Heston
Not A Joke Quotes By Dave Attell: Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell

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