Not Pregnant Quotes
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Not Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.
— Christina Aguilera
I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted.
— Jill Scott
The worst decision, hands down, was wearing bright yellow when I was 9 months pregnant. I looked like a bumble bee. I have not worn yellow since.
— Safra A. Catz
This is your body, your greatest gift, pregnant with wisdom you do not hear, grief you thought was forgotten, and joy you have never known.
— Marion Woodman
Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.
— Christine Feehan
Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion.
— Oriana Fallaci
On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up.
— Sandra Bullock
[T]he departing world leaves behind ... not an heir, but a pregnant widow.
— Alexander Herzen
Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.
— Sara Gruen
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck
— George Carlin
I'm very active when I'm not pregnant, but I think fitness should be a natural part of your life, not something you have to force yourself to do.
— Jessica Capshaw
To put it mildly, I'm not crazy about the implication that pregnant women are incapable of deciding for themselves.
— Emily Oster
Not that she really wanted to mess with a pregnant woman. There was too much similarity between them and pit bulls for her liking.
— Maya Banks
Each humid, tropic day is stillborn, and does not breathe, however lustily pregnant the night that gave it birth.
— Beryl Markham
Not one sound fears the silence that extinguishes it. And no silence exists that is not pregnant with sound.
— John Cage
I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not.
— Robin Wright
The song is sung, the wine is spilled, the wench is pregnant. And this is not as dire as it seems, in truth.
— George R R Martin
That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman.
— Amy Lane
How pregnant sometimes his replies are. A happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of.
— William Shakespeare
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that.
— Steve Jobs
Looking at someone in a deployed setting, it's not in their best interest to get pregnant overseas, but if it happens, it happens.
— Tulsi Gabbard
Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
— Sandra Bernhard
A pause. It might have been pregnant. I've never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not.
— Lois Greiman
Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young people.
— Joycelyn Elders
This better not be a pregnant thing or your hot little ass is gonna live knocked up for the next thirty years.
— Abbi Glines
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
— Homer
Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.
— Demetri Martin
She was pregnant. Lightning had not only struck once, it had struck twice. Against all odds, Keisha was pregnant again.
— Leo Sullivan
I always tell the kids that excellence is like pregnancy. You can't be a little bit pregnant. You either are or you're not.
— Rafe Esquith
I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump.
— Jennifer Garner
My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly.
— Carol Vorderman
No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.
— Benazir Bhutto
The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife.
— Pratik Patil
You find that you have lot of time on your hands when you suddenly are not drinking because you are pregnant.
— Chelsea Cain
Well, Ben says you have to be married to get a girl pregnant. And me and Cindy are not married, so she couldn't get pregnant, see?
— Scylar Tyberius
No, Kennedy's not pregnant with my child. At least - not that I know of."
A pillow comes flying at my head. — Emma Chase
A pillow comes flying at my head. — Emma Chase
I'm not a great pregnant woman.
— Melissa McCarthy
My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not glowing.
— Audrey Niffenegger
It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant.
— Mikael Samuelsson
I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Being a feminist is like being pregnant. You either are or you are not. You either believe in the full equality of men and women or you do not.
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
A woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right.
— Barry Goldwater
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
— Janet Evanovich
I am not a pregnant working mother wronged.
— Elizabeth Vargas
Mama always said barefoot and pregnant was not my style. She knew.
— Barbara Kingsolver