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Notaro Quotes By Kate Flannery: I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's

I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's so awesome. — Kate Flannery

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: I could have spent my time hugging you

I could have spent my time hugging you or I could have spent my time telling you not to touch hot stoves or take candy from men. Which did you want? — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but

Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of war. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: I'm nicer on tax day than I am

I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: I want a man as nice as my

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: If you really believe in what you're doing,

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks one route, find another. Never give up. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I'm always going to do whatever I think

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: My age makes all my wrinkles and gray

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Books are to me as homemade tattoos are

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: When anything huge happens to me, I always

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: There are things running around out there with

There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: You are basically a flophouse and a pimp

You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that? I informed Nana. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Louis C.K.: In 27 years doing this, I've seen a

In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo. — Louis C.K.

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I am just at tragedy right now.

I am just at tragedy right now. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I start crying when certain things come up,

I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it's intense. But I think it's good for me - and therapeutic. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes,

I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order). — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: It's not the child's responsibility to teach the

It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities

Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Whaddaya mean 'old maids,' ha? The term is

Whaddaya mean 'old maids,' ha? The term is 'unclaimed treasure,' buddy, 'unclaimed treasure! — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: There is a (slight) chance that I might

There is a (slight) chance that I might be going to hell. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and

As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps

Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps me in check. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: I've had to write a column an hour

I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

I'm the luckiest unlucky person. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy

Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I didn't have an interest in school at

I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: Not many people have had as much bad

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: One of my favorite songs is 'Ghost' by

One of my favorite songs is 'Ghost' by Indigo Girls. Emily Saliers wrote that, and she is one of the most talented songwriters ever. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I was talking and playing pranks and skipping

I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't

Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all

I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Tig Notaro: I'm not a religious person; I'm not even,

I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person. — Tig Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: I have more faith in my bra than

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant. — Laurie Notaro

Notaro Quotes By Laurie Notaro: Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. — Laurie Notaro