Number Funny Quotes
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Number Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
I think three-to-five years ahead minimum. I have a short-term plan, a five-year plan and a decade plan.
— Steve Garvey
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
— Steven Wright
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
The wings of Time are black and white,Pied with morning and with night. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
— Will Rogers
I didn't have all the answers but experience told me that they would come.
— Michael Connelly
There is a number missing. I can see it.
— Eugene Ormandy
I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.
— Mitch Hedberg
In my early years I read very hard. It is a sad reflection, but a true one, that I knew almost as much at eighteen as I do now.
— Samuel Johnson
Fear creates mountains; faith conquers mountains.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole...
— Emma Trevayne
Thought is a strenuous art - few practice it, and then only at rare times.
— David Ben-Gurion
After all, what girl wants to fall in love with a boy who doesn't come to her rescue when she needs it most?
— Rachel Van Dyken
The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible.
— Daniel J. Goor
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
— Jerry Lawler
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
Good luck with that pain that I bring you tonight, Liliandra. That's more luck then you gave for the pain you've brought me.
— Chani Lynn Feener
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
