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Numbers Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We must marry, have children, reproduce the species.
— Paulo Coelho
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
— Steven Wright
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I wouldn't call it looming, madam. Some of us simply aren't built for looming, said Locke.
— Scott Lynch
Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
— Jerry Coleman
What counts is to be in the world, the posture is immaterial, so long as one is on earth. To breathe is all that is required.
— Samuel Beckett
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
There is a number missing. I can see it.
— Eugene Ormandy
Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.
— Steve Maraboli
To be painted a villain, you have to do something, I guess, evil or something heinous, and I don't know if I fit that description.
— Richard Sherman
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
— Steven Wright
It is the gossip columnist's business to write about what is none of his business.
— Louis Kronenberger
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
And in addition to the credits, my avatar received an equal number of experience points for obtaining the coins.
— Ernest Cline
It's better to face madness with a plan than to sit still and let it take you in pieces.
— Josh Malerman
Love knows no right or wrong. Love is. Only is. — Karen Marie Moning
Architecture is an applied art, founded not on theories but on practice.
— Witold Rybczynski
Conflict and character are the heart of good fiction, and good mystery has both of those in spades.
— Diana Gabaldon
We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.
— Eugene Ormandy
