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Off Road Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Off Road Funny Quotes By Ava Lore: Man. I know they say it's good to

Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore

Off Road Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Manute Bol is so skinny they save money

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. — Woody Allen

Off Road Funny Quotes By Debbie Macomber: People are funny. They want the front of

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. - Mrs. Miracle — Debbie Macomber

Off Road Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Bike lane: the section of the road that

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. — Bauvard

Off Road Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Officer, I know I was going faster than

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour. — Steven Wright

Off Road Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A guy walks into a pub with a

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper

Off Road Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright

Off Road Funny Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: I wouldna cross the road to see a

I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser — Diana Gabaldon

Off Road Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I guess when you turn off the main

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. — Stephen King

Off Road Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Scott: Please. If you were mostly dead in the

Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die.
Kate to Will — Elizabeth Scott

Off Road Funny Quotes By Sanhita Baruah: Never follow the crowd ... Until and unless

Never follow the crowd ...
Until and unless you're crossing the road ... — Sanhita Baruah