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God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.
— Albert Einstein
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
— Tracy Morgan
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?
— David Letterman
Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don't do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
— Christine McVie
I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced.
— Bill Sienkiewicz
I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap.
— Cristin Terrill
Holy crap," Mindy whispered."Jesus Christ," Brody muttered.
"Oh my God," I breathed.
"What the fuck?" Max clipped. — Kristen Ashley
No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap.
— Minari Endou
It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life.
— Colleen Hoover
It bugs the crap out of me when somebody talks more than I do.
— Dante Alighieri
I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours.
— Corbin Bernsen
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.
— Marisa Miller
Palate properly whetted, I spelunked for her clitoris, tasting Bourgogne Rouge and Maya's body.
— Rex Pickett
Oh my God. I didn't. I couldn't have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser.
— Ashley Stoyanoff
Tohr laughed softly. Yeah, I'm not much for the emotive crap either-Ouch! Wellsie, what the he*l?
— J.R. Ward
There's so much crap talked about acting.
— Ben Kingsley
Parenthood is an equal share of awe and ah, crap.-Galene — Sherrilyn Kenyon
While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really ... motivated by psychological disturbance.
— Edie Sedgwick
There is no way I'd have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women.
— Laura Carmichael
Did all the horrid little moments where girls got treated like crap somehow create a society where the horrid big moments could happen
— Holly Bourne
Oh Crap," Connor muttered. "She's going Darth Vader on us.
— Alyxandra Harvey
Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, 'Oh Crap, She's Up!
— Anonymous
Oh crap! Someone is asking me to quote myself. Why don't they just ask me to drink acid and run naked into a snowdrift?
— Elizabeth Anglin
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
— Jon Lovitz
As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me reaction.
— Jennifer Rardin
Poison ivy and deer crap and rocks. Oh, my!
— Dia Reeves
Oh, for God's sake, Roen! Stop with the Superman crap!" "Not Superman. Mer. Man ... Superman is fictional. Mermen are real. — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Because I want to feel something other than this emotional crap
— Melina Marchetta
Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what's left sound natural.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?
— Christopher Titus
Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap.
— Derek Raymond
A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, he's up!"
— Tony Evans
How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap.
— Hannah Moskowitz
I deal with the crap as it happens, and then it's gone. When you don't think about it, it lives forever.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap? — Lisi Harrison
Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.
— Oscar Niemeyer
It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap.
— Orson Scott Card
Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really.
— Faith Hunter
I suppose I didn't cry in all the cancer crap stuff because I felt I couldn't lose the battle, and part of the battle was holding myself together.
— Sam Taylor-Wood
You can keep up that crap for years. But it finally catches up with you. And then you realise all you've done is save your shit to drown in.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
This existenitalist stuff sure is crap
— Daniel Younger
I know a lot of great musicians that don't know they're even great, because mangers try and make them feel belittled like they're not worth a crap.
— Jim "Dandy" Mangrum
I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .
— Charles Stross
