One Liners For Quotes
Collection of top 35 famous quotes about One Liners For
One Liners For Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational One Liners For quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
— Richard Pryor
I can't do everything, but that won't stop me from doing the little I can do.
— Edward Everett Hale
Tragedy is actually untimely comedy
— Adhish Mazumder
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
— Tim Vine
The resulting inability or even desire to reason and think through an idea logically is demonstrated by one-liners such as "I'm not into 'isms.
— Ravi Zacharias
Shut it, right there, or I'll give you a hole that won't shut." He pointed the Colt at Clinton, clicking back the hammer.
— C.G. Faulkner
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.
— Arthur Smith
* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.
— Bridget Golightly
Why is it we always have the best one-liners for times when they are not needed, but never for when they are?
— Marie F. Crow
Her broken heart had mended and then set like a bone; it was a tougher and knit together. She liked it that way.
— Jayne Blue
Poles must understand history but we must also overcome it if it is obstructing our contemporary goals.
— Donald Tusk
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
— Geraldine Ferraro
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.
— Camille Paglia
It's funny how your dead when people start listening.
— The Band Perry
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
— Philippe Falardeau
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
— Rowan Atkinson
I am a great foe of favoritism in public life, in private life, and even in the delicate relationship of an author to his works.
— Joseph Conrad
What would you do if you knew that every good thing in your life depended on your getting enough rest? Because it does.
— Martha Beck
Your habits will determine your future.
— Jack Canfield
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Ultimately, the goal of hitting is to get your mind out of the way and let your body take over - and to slow the game down
— Stacey Nuveman
If you think about it, the guy who brought out the concept of school, hadn't been to school himself!
— Shubham Choudhary
Too thick to drink," as the boatmen used to say about the water of the Mississippi River, "too thin to walk on.
— Paul Schneider
Appreciation is always appreciated.
— Shubham Choudhary
The sweetest song is the beautiful smile of a loving woman.
— Debasish Mridha
Well, well, it's enough to make the lice drop dead from my head! Condescend to enter the house.
— Halldor Laxness
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
— Sylvia Day
Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
"Thanks. You look almost straight. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Tell me, Francis, do you buy your one-liners wholesale? Only they're well past their sell-by.
— Ian Rankin