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I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
— Patrick Kane
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
— Patrick Skene Catling
Even if it's a really funny joke, don't laugh if the devil's the one telling it!
— Sean Patrick Brennan
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
I feel like the word shatter.
— Margaret Atwood
Isn't it funny how the slightest glance or the tiniest touch can ameliorate the discomforts of even the coldest day.
— Patrick Stevens
I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss
Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did. — Patrick Ness
You roll back the stones, and you find slithering things. That is the world of Richard Nixon.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.
— Patrick DeWitt
In the shadow of feigned cripples and false wounds come the strong arms of thieves and very healthy drunkards.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
When starting to think about any novel, part of the motive is: I'm going to show them, this time.
— Kingsley Amis
Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?
— Michael Patrick King
I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.
— Michael Patrick King
- What would I be singing, Vicky wondered, - if I sang out my moods?
— Madeleine L'Engle
How you walk with the little that you have been given is all that God needs to determine if you are ready to be released in His
— Andrew Mullek
Softball is what old men play to try to feel young again.
— Patrick Wallace
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.
— Patrick Dempsey
Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say.
— Patrick Stump
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— Patrick Rothfuss
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.
— Richard Patrick
Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.
— Darren T. Patrick
We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money.
— Patrick Ewing
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours.
— Patrick Ness
