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Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I don't always vote in general elections, but

I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: My school days were the happiest days of

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: The thing about improvisation is that it's not

The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: Have you ever had sex with a horse?

Have you ever had sex with a horse? — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I was trying to organise my DVDs into

I was trying to organise my DVDs into a sort of chronological order, and I am afraid that it all trailed off after the Sixties. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to

Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: On my first day in New York a

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: When I wake up on a Monday morning

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Thomas Merton: Live, said Paul,

Live, said Paul, — Thomas Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Lynne Truss: Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton. — Lynne Truss

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: When I turned about 12 or 13, I

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: And like the old stereotype, I overcame my

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I don't consider myself a fashion victim. I

I don't consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: Am I allowed to call myself working-class now?

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I remember being fascinated by the very nature

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I'll never forget my first experience of swede.

I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: In fact, I don't watch a lot of

In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival,

When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I really don't take any interest at all

I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never

I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place. — Paul Merton

Paul Merton Quotes By Paul Merton: If you became a comedian in the '80s,

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton