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Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: Oh my God. I love rich people. And

Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they're rich people who can't be fires. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Thalia: My idols are Oprah and Martha. From nothing,

My idols are Oprah and Martha. From nothing, they built industries. — Thalia

Paul Rudnick Quotes By John Dixon: It was completely insane, made absolutely no sense,

It was completely insane, made absolutely no sense, but then, when did emotions ever give a flying crap about logic? — John Dixon

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: Most convicted felons are just people who were

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Don't waste your energy on negative thoughts.

Don't waste your energy on negative thoughts. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Christopher McQuarrie: Ideally, I'd like to have a movie that

Ideally, I'd like to have a movie that people like and makes money. — Christopher McQuarrie

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Pamela Paul: Jincy Willett, Sam Lipsyte, Flannery O'Connor, and George

Jincy Willett, Sam Lipsyte, Flannery O'Connor, and George Saunders. Oh, and I love Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker. — Pamela Paul

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only

A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: I believe in a benevolent God not because

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: If God didn't want you to have it,

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Steve Martin: Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing. — Steve Martin

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Roald Dahl: When you're writing, it's rather like going on

When you're writing, it's rather like going on a very long walk — Roald Dahl

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Fyodor Dostoevsky: What is hell? ... The suffering that comes

What is hell? ... The suffering that comes from the consciousness that one is no longer able to love. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: There is only one blasphemy, and that is

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Bryant McGill: Afford every soul you encounter the wide and

Afford every soul you encounter the wide and free passage they need to give birth to the dear expressions they feel are important. — Bryant McGill

Paul Rudnick Quotes By George Carlin: Whatever happened to "In victory, magnanimity; in defeat,

Whatever happened to "In victory, magnanimity; in defeat, defiance." So said Frederick the Great. — George Carlin

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay

Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat. — Bernie Mac

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: Does she really need that many pairs of

Does she really need that many pairs of kneesocks? Aren't kneesocks just chastity belts for your shins? — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Achievement has no color

Achievement has no color — Abraham Lincoln

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into

I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Suzy Kassem: Lies can be formed from truths, but truths

Lies can be formed from truths, but truths cannot be formed from lies. — Suzy Kassem

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: No one under the age of eighteen needs

No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By David Sedaris: Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: I just hate that gay role models are

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Robert Hughes: Christmas began in the heart of God. It

Christmas began in the heart of God. It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man.Why wait for a call when you have a command? — Robert Hughes

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Terri Clark: It's nice to be able to engage with

It's nice to be able to engage with this fan base that I've worked to build, brick by brick. — Terri Clark

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: I love [my parents], but what if I

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird? — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Vince McMahon: Be nice to me or you won't get

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise. — Vince McMahon

Paul Rudnick Quotes By Paul Rudnick: Sometimes I think that we should send all

Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn't stand a chance. — Paul Rudnick