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The time has come to stop beating our heads against stone walls under the illusion that we have been appointed policeman to the human race.
— Walter Lippmann
There is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.
— Dashiell Hammett
The U.S. cannot be the policeman of the world. When we tried that in Vietnam, they beat us up.
— Newt Gingrich
Don't let anybody make you think God chose America as His divine messianic force to be a sort of policeman of the whole world.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
— W. Somerset Maugham
You have the right not to be killed, unless it was done by a policeman or an aristocrat.
— Joe Strummer
I wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman.
— David Alan Grier
If he had been a dog in a city, a policeman would have shot him and sent his head to a laboratory, to see if he had rabies. So it goes.
— Kurt Vonnegut
In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor.
— Martin Amis
But, good Lord, man," he said, "you oughtn't to be a policeman!
— G.K. Chesterton
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
— Brendan Behan
We have no desire to be the world's policeman. But America does want to be the world's peacemaker.
— Jimmy Carter
You can't be too careful how you stir up a policeman.
— P.G. Wodehouse
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
— W.S. Gilbert
Agnostics cannot understand Christ for the same reason a thief find a policeman -they don't want to.
— John Hagee
Are you . . . a policeman?""No. They'll be along shortly, I expect. Public suicide's a felony."
". . . I'm sorry. — James Tiptree Jr.
Never trust an armed police officer.
— Steven Magee
The petitioner may have a constitutional right to talk politics, but he has no constitutional right to be a policeman.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot.
— Tommy Cooper
The terrorist and the policeman both come from the same basket.
— Joseph Conrad
While police officers who blatantly shaft the common people believe that they are God, they are the Devil to those that they wrong.
— Steven Magee
He was very rich; he bought eggs to throw at a Chinaman. And one of those eggs missed the Chinaman and hit a policeman. So, Danny was in jail.
— John Steinbeck
It is ridiculous to say that art has nothing to do with morality. What is true is that the artist's business is not that of the policeman.
— George Bernard Shaw
The more windows on the world a policeman has the better he is likely to be at his job,
— Josephine Tey
Every individual should be expressing themselves, whether a politician or a minister or a policeman.
— Dave Brubeck
One policeman may be a friend, but two are the Law.
— Margery Allingham
Folks who talk about no violence are always the ones who are first to call a policeman and usually they are sure there is one handy.
— Louis L'Amour
A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.
— P.G. Wodehouse
My godfather was a Chicago policeman, and I've always looked at law enforcement as a challenging and interesting job.
— Bob Odenkirk
I think Morse's thing about being a poor policeman but a good detective is a very good description of him.
— John Thaw
Your children are French-born citizens," the policeman said. "You may leave them here. They're not on my list.
— Kristin Hannah
Men conscious of inferiority are always trying to impose themselves on others, because they know that underneath they are cowards or cretins.
— Helen Simpson
My dad's an ex-policeman, and my mum is a sales representative, and they haven't got the acting bug. Bless them.
— Olivia Cooke
THE POLICEMAN: I'm a policeman. I'm paid by those in charge to combat dissatisfaction.
— Bertolt Brecht
One always has the air of someone who is lying when one speaks to a policeman.
— Charles-Louis Philippe
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The presence of the policeman around the corner is the only thing that keeps us civilised.
— Paul Russell
Being a rock & roll star has become as legitimate a career option as being an astronaut or a policeman or a fireman.
— Trent Reznor
Gossip is a policeman and a teacher. Without it, there would be chaos and ignorance.
— Jonathan Haidt
The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder.
— Richard J. Daley
It is the common peoples duty to police the police.
— Steven Magee
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
— Will Rogers
If you dare to injure her in the least, I will await you where no policeman can step in between. And God shall judge between us two.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
When I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on.
— George Orwell
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.
— Charlie Chaplin
Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
— Thurgood Marshall
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.
— Robert Frost
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
— Henny Youngman
I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
— Rodney Dangerfield
I would rather have the United States as the world's policeman than the Soviet Union as the world's jailer.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I have never paid a policeman myself. I have never sanctioned, knowingly sanctioned, a payment to a police officer.
— Rebekah Brooks
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx
POLICEMAN. Good luck. (She finds it easiest just to nod in reply) I wish I was a Prince.
— J.M. Barrie
I'm from Chicago. My grandfather was a policeman, and my aunts are married to policemen.
— Robin Tunney
There was word that a Secret Service man and a Dallas policeman were dead - so the plot must be widespread.
— Jim Bishop
The way he talked sounded part Yankee, part foreign, like one of those friendly Irish policeman in the old movies: Ouch, mind you!
— Barbara Kingsolver
I do not support a civil war. I don't want to be policeman of the world. But we can't back off of this.
— John Kasich
If you want to find Cherry-Tree Lane all you have to do is ask the Policeman at the cross-roads.
— P.L. Travers
When I see a policeman with a club beating a man on the ground, I don't have to ask whose side I'm on.
— George Orwell
I know the police cause you trouble They cause trouble everywhere But when you die and go to heaven You find no policeman there
— Woody Guthrie
The story told about him at Count Rostov's was true. Pierre had taken part in tying a policeman to a bear. He
— Leo Tolstoy
Nobody loves a policeman until he needs one.
— Will Durant
Salt is the policeman of taste: it keeps the various flavors of a dish in order and restrains the stronger from tyrannizing over the weaker.
— Margaret Visser
America is the world's policeman, all right a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke
To hell with you, Buddy. No policeman wants to protect a goddamned atheist. I hope somebody bloodies you up good.
— Richard Dawkins
My brother is a policeman; my sister's an English teacher. When I hear what they make versus what I make, it's ridiculous.
— Robert Sean Leonard
There is something wrong with a work of art if it can be understood by a policeman.
— Patrick Kavanagh
The collectors of revenue and the policeman are the only symbols by which millions in India's villages know British rule.
— Mahatma Gandhi
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— Anthony Doerr
