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Poo Quotes By James Dashner: Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a

Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots. — James Dashner

Poo Quotes By Drew Barrymore: I once took a poo in the woods

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

Poo Quotes By Patrick Ness: Need a poo, Todd." "Shut up, Manchee." "Poo.

Need a poo, Todd." "Shut up, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd." "I said shut it. — Patrick Ness

Poo Quotes By J.K. Rowling: She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

She's as nutty as squirrel poo. — J.K. Rowling

Poo Quotes By Kenneth Oppel: I poo poo the chit.'The attendant looked stunned.

I poo poo the chit.'
The attendant looked stunned. 'You cannot poo-poo the chit!'
I do.' Kate said solemnly. 'I do poo-poo.'
We'll walk. — Kenneth Oppel

Poo Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. It

Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. It ends like this: Poo-tee-weet? — Kurt Vonnegut

Poo Quotes By Jenny Eclair: A good fart joke makes me bawl with

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair

Poo Quotes By Jack Bunbury: This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It

This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet. — Jack Bunbury

Poo Quotes By Cressida Cowell: Does this look like a dragon who would

Does this look like a dragon who would poo in a helmet??? — Cressida Cowell

Poo Quotes By Louise Rennison: poo parlor division" instead of "loo.

poo parlor division" instead of "loo. — Louise Rennison

Poo Quotes By David Walliams: Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out

Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) — David Walliams

Poo Quotes By Drew Barrymore: I don't want to be stinky poo-poo girl,

I don't want to be stinky poo-poo girl, I want to be happy flower child. — Drew Barrymore

Poo Quotes By Karina Halle: Robbie Oliver could call me Pooey-Poo-Poo Smelly Face

Robbie Oliver could call me Pooey-Poo-Poo Smelly Face if he wanted to. — Karina Halle

Poo Quotes By Michael Robotham: What if I become a lawyer?' 'Please don't

What if I become a lawyer?' 'Please don't do that,' says Ruiz. 'Why not?' 'They're like monkeys who get dressed up and fling poo at each other. — Michael Robotham

Poo Quotes By Greg Wise: I'm very interested in poo. We don't have

I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have. — Greg Wise

Poo Quotes By Morris Gleitzman: He can do it any time he wants,'

He can do it any time he wants,' says Zelda, hugging me from the other side. 'Any time he sees a Nazi, he can just do a poo. — Morris Gleitzman

Poo Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He's going to go totally Librarian-poo.

He's going to go totally Librarian-poo. — Terry Pratchett

Poo Quotes By Ai-jen Poo: Movements of people create change - not just

Movements of people create change - not just any one person or organization, but when lots of people are in motion around a shared vision. — Ai-jen Poo

Poo Quotes By Sam Cheever: I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.

I was deep in the poo poo dungeon. — Sam Cheever

Poo Quotes By Patrick Ness: Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo,

Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo."
"Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it. — Patrick Ness

Poo Quotes By Ai-jen Poo: Domestic employees are at the whim of their

Domestic employees are at the whim of their employers. — Ai-jen Poo

Poo Quotes By Carolyn Murphy: You see airbrushed images of me, but I

You see airbrushed images of me, but I know the person who's walking barefoot, dodging dog poo in the yard. — Carolyn Murphy

Poo Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — J.K. Rowling

Poo Quotes By Anonymous: I don't do hats." "Poo," Lea said. "Arianna

I don't do hats." "Poo," Lea said. "Arianna still hates the Europeans with a vengeance, you know. It was why she took a conquistador husband. — Anonymous

Poo Quotes By Selma Blair: Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. — Selma Blair

Poo Quotes By Louise Rennison: I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!

I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! — Louise Rennison

Poo Quotes By Mark Gungor: If you want the benefit of having an

If you want the benefit of having an ox, you're going to have to endure the poo that comes with it. The goal is to have a positive poo to ox ratio. — Mark Gungor

Poo Quotes By Niall Horan: Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog

Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad! — Niall Horan

Poo Quotes By K.M. Golland: I need a night out away from crayon

I need a night out away from crayon drawings on the wall, mushed food in the carpets, and poo-splosions in nappies. — K.M. Golland

Poo Quotes By Amber Kizer: You're not from around here, are you? Can't

You're not from around here, are you? Can't be. Why would we name it I-YOU-POO-Y? Really? Say the letters. I-U-P-U-I. — Amber Kizer

Poo Quotes By Sally Thorne: I compose a reply. It is an emoticon

I compose a reply. It is an emoticon of a smiling poo. It sums everything up. — Sally Thorne

Poo Quotes By Sloane Crosley: Life starts out with everyone clapping when you

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley

Poo Quotes By Claudia Gray: And it was a really bad sign of

And it was a really bad sign of how much fun you weren't having when you actually missed shoveling horse poo. — Claudia Gray

Poo Quotes By Jack Kerouac: Nothin to do, Oh poo! Practically blue.

Nothin to do, Oh poo! Practically blue. — Jack Kerouac

Poo Quotes By Jeff Strand: But being hit in the face with monkey

But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people. — Jeff Strand