Pregnant Quotes
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Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.
— Christina Aguilera
The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.
— C. G. Jung
I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted.
— Jill Scott
Pregnant, she looked like a pretty Gollum.
— Gabrielle Zevin
At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens.
— Richard Aldington
If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks.
— Courtney Love
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
— Jessica Simpson
Michael always said if he could get them to eighteen without going to jail or getting a girl pregnant he'd consider it a success.
— Brigid Kemmerer
You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap.
— K. Bromberg
Through my attempt to get pregnant through IVF, we sadly found out that I have early stages of breast cancer. It's been a shock.
— Giuliana Rancic
Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.
— Art Linkletter
No chance she'd allow any man to see her naked besides the one who'd gotten her pregnant four times. You broke it, you bought it, baby.
— Shannon Hale
The novelist is more like a pregnant woman who delivers her own child unaided. A messy procedure, with lots of groaning.
— David Mitchell
Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
— Alice Clayton
I've been broody since I was 12, but I can't just get anyone pregnant. It has got to be the right person.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver.
— Abdolkarim Soroush
I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.'
— Vanessa Lachey
While you're pregnant, I suggest that you eat like you regularly do. Yes you can eat a little more, but eat healthier for as long as you can.
— Constance Marie
I was pregnant with my daughter when I started writing my first thriller, so I guess you could blame hormones.
— Chelsea Cain
Each humid, tropic day is stillborn, and does not breathe, however lustily pregnant the night that gave it birth.
— Beryl Markham
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.
— Erin McCarthy
I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.
— Scylar Tyberius
There was no mistaking it, Albert had stuck out his tongue at her. She was pregnant. Jean
— Harper Lee
I always see those jeans with the stretchy front on pregnant women, and they look like the dreamiest thing ever.
— Georgia May Jagger
When someone has a weight problem when they're pregnant, they will struggle before, during and after to lose weight.
— Carnie Wilson
No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.
— Benazir Bhutto
Only the poet truly understands what is written between the pregnant pauses they create.
— Shannon Lynette
Nope. It was a big fat minus sign. Which means negative. Not pregnant. No baby. Infertile. Nothing's growing in this soil.
— Laurelin Paige
Women won't have total equality until men can get pregnant.
— Diana Palmer
No one is spared. The sick, the elderly, children, babies, and pregnant women - all marched to their death.
— Anne Frank
After five months I swore I'd never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.
— Kim Kardashian
Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
— Sandra Bernhard
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
— Chelsea Handler
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
— Chelsea Handler
I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.
— Kim Gruenenfelder
I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?
— Chelsea Handler
Bombing people for economic reasons is as horrible as killing a pregnant woman.
— Kris Kristofferson
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My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning.
— Michael Weatherly
If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy.
— Sunday Adelaja
I think as a pregnant woman we're all looking for stuff that makes us all look cute and fashionable and feel sexy when we're pregnant.
— Jodie Sweetin
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I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother.
— Kim Kardashian
Should the poor be flattered? No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, and crook the pregnant hinges of the knee where thrift may follow fawning.
— William Shakespeare
My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly.
— Carol Vorderman
We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it's just inevitable that she'll get pregnant again.
— Katie Ashley
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
— Queen Victoria
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
— Erma Bombeck
A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance.
— Sophocles
There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death.
— George H. W. Bush
Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
— Ashlee Simpson
We are pregnant with freedom.
— Assata Shakur
Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place.
— Charles De Lint
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.
— Busy Philipps
Um. Wow. I think I just got pregnant watching that," Val said, breathless.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!
— Carmen DeSousa
This better not be a pregnant thing or your hot little ass is gonna live knocked up for the next thirty years.
— Abbi Glines
When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.
— Andy Warhol
I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
— Jennifer Garner
When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant.
— Stephen King
The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before.
— Ellen Greene
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
— Johnny Knoxville
Making an album can be like being pregnant: you want to pop that thing out and show everybody!
— Julian Casablancas
The pregnant quarry teem'd with human form.
— Oliver Goldsmith
Liam "Lee" Nightingale was rumored to be able to get a girl pregnant by just looking at her and was also voted Best Smile
— Kristen Ashley
was pregnant, his father had written back
— Julie Orringer
Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant.
— Mary McCormack
It looked so quiet and peaceful around. But the stillness was the sleep of swords.
— Zora Neale Hurston
I had bad endometriosis when I was younger, and a doctor told me I'd have a lot of trouble getting pregnant.
— Liane Moriarty
Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny.
— William Godwin
