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Pub Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Pub Funny Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Pub Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A guy walks into a pub with a

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper

Pub Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Three blind mice walk into a pub. But

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey