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I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
— A.R. Gurney
He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that sparks it.
— Charles R. Smith Jr.
I don't keep water in my pockets."-Frodo Baggins — J.R.R. Tolkien
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
Church's boss was a dick too--justice!
— R.R. Virdi
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
— L.R.W. Lee
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.
— Barbara Walters
Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange.
— Gerald R. Ford
You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.
— R.K. Lilley
Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch
— Heather R. Blair
Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly.
— R.K. Lilley
Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today.
— R.J. Gonzales
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.
— George R R Martin
David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.
— T. R. Knight
Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi
My mouth felt funny. I must have smiled. Smiling,
— R. O. Barton
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
— J.R. Moehringer
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?
— R. J. Anderson
Unfair suffering is never funny.
— Charles R. Swindoll
It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.
— Kelley R. Martin
HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSERP.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen
