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Really Douche Quotes By Jamie McGuire: You pussy-whipped douche waffle.

You pussy-whipped douche waffle. — Jamie McGuire

Really Douche Quotes By Joe Hill: And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill

Really Douche Quotes By Calia Read: He owns Douchedome. All assholes compete in the

He owns Douchedome. All assholes compete in the douche form of the Olympics at Douchedome. — Calia Read

Really Douche Quotes By Kandi Steiner: Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel.

Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel. — Kandi Steiner

Really Douche Quotes By Kelli Jean: Thank you," I said in relief. "Fuck you,

Thank you," I said in relief. "Fuck you, douche," he replied before hanging up. — Kelli Jean

Really Douche Quotes By Melissa A. Craven: How can we be so utterly perfect, and

How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn't have the first clue what he has? — Melissa A. Craven

Really Douche Quotes By S.L. Jennings: Joshua was everything I expected him to be

Joshua was everything I expected him to be - handsome, charming, stylish, and a complete douche. — S.L. Jennings

Really Douche Quotes By Scott Disick: I may be a douche to some people,

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. — Scott Disick

Really Douche Quotes By Joseph A. Schumpeter: Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a

Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. — Joseph A. Schumpeter

Really Douche Quotes By L.D. Davis: You're worse than a douche bag. You're a

You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching. — L.D. Davis

Really Douche Quotes By Corey Taylor: Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that

Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor

Really Douche Quotes By L.M. Roberts: My dad can be such a douche sometimes

My dad can be such a douche sometimes when he makes complete and total sense; I so freaking hate him. — L.M. Roberts

Really Douche Quotes By Anthony Marra: Hipsterdom's a tightrope strung across the canyon of

Hipsterdom's a tightrope strung across the canyon of douche-baggery. He clung by a finger. — Anthony Marra

Really Douche Quotes By Cambria Hebert: That dude is a class-A douche nozzle."-Braeden

That dude is a class-A douche nozzle."

-Braeden — Cambria Hebert

Really Douche Quotes By Chloe Neill: That guy," Lindsey said, "is a douche. Asterisk,

That guy," Lindsey said, "is a douche. Asterisk, I hate him. Footnote, he can suck it. — Chloe Neill

Really Douche Quotes By David Berman: Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie,

Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie, — David Berman

Really Douche Quotes By Anthony Bourdain: When do you stop to de-douche?

When do you stop to de-douche? — Anthony Bourdain

Really Douche Quotes By H.G.Wells: A douche of spray blinded my brother for

A douche of spray blinded my brother for a moment. — H.G.Wells

Really Douche Quotes By Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin: Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean,

Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

Really Douche Quotes By Gena Showalter: You're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche

You're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. — Gena Showalter

Really Douche Quotes By John Green: I want to leave a mark.But Van Houten:

I want to leave a mark.

But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. — John Green

Really Douche Quotes By Kanye West: I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME

I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West

Really Douche Quotes By Priya Kanaparti: Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left

Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche! — Priya Kanaparti

Really Douche Quotes By S.L.J. Shortt: My car has wyvern giblets on the inside

My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower! — S.L.J. Shortt

Really Douche Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: What a douche," Reagan muttered. "I'm pretty sure

What a douche," Reagan muttered. "I'm pretty sure my mom has that scarf. — Rainbow Rowell

Really Douche Quotes By Camilla Monk: I processed his words, my lips searching for

I processed his words, my lips searching for his clumsily in the dark. I felt his fingers squeeze my neck. And that douche choked me out. — Camilla Monk

Really Douche Quotes By Christopher Moore: People are douche bags. Many people. Not all.

People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.
Which is why we destroyed the world. — Christopher Moore

Really Douche Quotes By Lawrence Durrell: Most people lie and let life play upon

Most people lie and let life play upon them like the tepid discharges of a douche-bag. — Lawrence Durrell

Really Douche Quotes By Jenny Lawson: It was a very imaginative, bitey possum and

It was a very imaginative, bitey possum and also a total douche-canoe. — Jenny Lawson

Really Douche Quotes By Larissa Ione: She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. — Larissa Ione