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My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good.
— Jefferson Bethke
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
— Brendan Behan
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word.
— Rudyard Kipling
Christianity is such a silly religion.
— Gore Vidal
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
— David Beckham
We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion.
— David Beckham
Religion is funny stuff, and it has unpredictable effects on those who use it.
— Richard K. Morgan
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
The relief of suffering is a great good. The curing of illness and disease - these are great human goods. This is the mission of medicine.
— Michael Sandel
The scientist believes in proof without certainty, the bigot in certainty without proof.
— Ashley Montagu
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
— Lewis Black
Self-respect, courage, and integrity look good ona man.
— Robert Glover
Once they have you asking the wrong questions. They don't have to worry about the answers.
— Thomas Pynchon
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
— David Sedaris
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.
— Kevin Costner
The fire that hollows us out is what allows us to be filled with strength and power where before there was none.
— Morgan Rhodes
I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
— George Gordon Byron
Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.
— Gene Weingarten
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
Denying your faith in the Lord was the ultimate no-no
— Jennifer Mathieu
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
— Naguib Mahfouz