Restaurant Waiter Quotes
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Restaurant Waiter Quotes & Sayings
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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
— Henny Youngman
Live a courageous life.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.
— Harry Hill
Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
— Steven Pinker
When people criticise you, you've got to listen to that criticism, and to learn from it, which I've tried to do.
— Gordon Brown
Deadly emotions, buried alive, never die.
— Joyce Meyer
I do the best I can to approve and disapprove only of my own behavior. I don't always succeed, but I try. I'm trying now and I'm going to keep at it.
— Robert B. Parker
Nothing had changed and so had everything.
— Amanda Lindhout
I don't feel like I have to live up to anything because I've proven that I can play. Give me the ball and let's go.
— Clinton Portis
If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet.
— Cilla Black
A moment's pain can be a lifetime's gain.
— Leo Tolstoy
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.
— Robert Frost
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.
— Nathan Fillion
One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.
— Travis J. Dahnke
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
— Morey Amsterdam