Retirement Funny Quotes
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Retirement Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.
— Donald Pleasence
It's a strange sensation to pick up a book you read and enjoyed just a few months ago and discover you don't remember it.
— Daniel Keyes
There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.
— Lola J. May
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
Like many isolated people, they were wrapped up in themselves and not too interested in the world outside.
— V.S. Naipaul
Avatar is a total nerd thing, and yet our popular culture has somehow made all that stuff acceptable.
— Daniel Clowes
I've always felt privileged to cover the White House and to have that ringside seat to history
— Helen Thomas
Sanders was a friend of chickens.
— Charles Taylor Manatt
Greatness is only a result of principles observed.
— Sunday Adelaja
I don't crave publicity, you know.
— Jack Kevorkian
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
— Henny Youngman
What do gardeners do when they retire?
— Bob Monkhouse
May the Heart of Jesus be the goal of all your aspirations.
— Pio Of Pietrelcina
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.
— David Letterman