Roseanne Quotes
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Laugh every day as much as you can.
— Roseanne Barr
I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
— Roseanne Barr
I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
— Roseanne Barr
I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.
— Roseanne Barr
Do you have any idea how attractive you are?Well, I'm better than roseanne Barr, I suppose. — Lucy Robinson
I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble with.
— Roseanne Barr
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[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.
— Gilda Radner
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.
— Roseanne Barr
I grew up with 'Roseanne'; I kind of adore her and stuff like' Home Improvement', really traditional American stuff.
— Jessie Cave
My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.
— Roseanne Barr
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
— Roseanne Barr
Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.
— Roseanne Barr
You're only seventeen, you're too young to have a meatloaf recipe ... go get something pierced.
— Roseanne Barr
Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.
— Roseanne Barr
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
— Roseanne Barr
Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error..
— Roseanne Barr
I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.
— Roseanne Barr
Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
— Roseanne Barr
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
— Roseanne Barr
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.
— Roseanne Barr
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.
— Roseanne Barr
I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.
— Roseanne Barr
You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.
— Roseanne Barr
Excuse the mess, but we live here.
— Roseanne Barr
I believe in equal rights for all citizens. One law for all.
— Roseanne Barr
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.
— Roseanne Barr
The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.
— Roseanne Barr
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
— Roseanne Barr
Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
— Roseanne Barr
I was completely nuts for most of my life.
— Roseanne Barr
US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
— Roseanne Barr
Everything on this earth right now is about labor and slavery. War is the only American export left that anyone wants to buy.
— Roseanne Barr
I gave Joss Whedon and Judd Apatow their first writing jobs, as well as many other untried writers who went on to great success.
— Roseanne Barr
Abortion is a woman's right.
— Roseanne Barr
Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.
— Roseanne Barr
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— Penny Reid
I'm God because I have the power to control my mind.
— Roseanne Barr
Once you know something, you can't un-know it.
— Roseanne Cheng
I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.
— Roseanne Barr
I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
— Roseanne Barr
I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
— Roseanne Barr
Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.
— Roseanne Barr
The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.
— Roseanne Barr
To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.
— Roseanne Barr
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
— Roseanne Barr
I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.
— Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
— Roseanne Barr
I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
— Roseanne Barr
Being nuts is its own reward.
— Roseanne Barr
I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
— Roseanne Barr
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
— Roseanne Barr
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
— Roseanne Barr
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.
— Roseanne Barr
A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?
— Roseanne Barr
My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.
— Roseanne Barr
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
— Roseanne Barr
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
— Roseanne Barr
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.
— Roseanne Barr
We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
— Roseanne Barr
I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.
— Roseanne Barr
My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
— Roseanne Barr
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
— Roseanne Barr
The most out-there thing I'm saying is, 'Don't have babies. Don't get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
— Roseanne Barr
As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.
— Roseanne Barr
Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
— Roseanne Barr
You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.
— Roseanne Barr
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.
— Roseanne Barr
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
— Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
— Roseanne Barr
As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.
— Roseanne Barr
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
— Roseanne Barr
I remember performing on a punk stage with no mic in the middle of a mosh pit. My act was called "How to Be a Domestic Goddess."
— Roseanne Barr
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
— Roseanne Barr
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
— Roseanne Barr
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
— Roseanne Barr
