Russell Howard Quotes
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Russell Howard Quotes & Sayings
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People often tell me I could be a great man. I'd rather be a good man.
— John F. Kennedy Jr.
'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
— Russell Howard
What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
— Russell Howard
When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
— Russell Howard
They dashed on towards that thin red line tipped with steel.
— William Howard Russell
Ideas are like everything else. They've got to be marketed.
— Agatha Christie
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
— Russell Howard
Empathy and social skills are social intelligence, the interpersonal part of emotional intelligence. That's why they look alike.
— Daniel Goleman
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
They held up 'The Outlaw' for five years. And Howard Hughes had me doing publicity for it every day, five days a week for five years.
— Jane Russell
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
— Russell Howard
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
— Russell Howard
Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'
— Russell Howard
It's going to be tough (winning the MVP Award). I'm not really considered a media darling.
— Albert Belle
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?
— Russell Howard
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'
— Russell Howard
I've never said flange to a monkey!
— Russell Howard
The Bible says gays arent natural.What, and a talking snake is?! — Russell Howard
I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade
— Russell Howard
People Are Like FruitsThey All Come In Different,
Colours,Shapes And Sizes.
Just Love Them All — Official Barbie Michelle
Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!
— Russell Howard
Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.
— Russell Howard
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
— Russell Howard
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
— Russell Howard
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!
— Russell Howard