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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
— Sarah Silverman
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
— Sarah Silverman
Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
— Sarah Silverman
I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.
— Sarah Silverman
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
— Sarah Silverman
The sum total of all scientifically valid proof supporting the existence of all of world's gods, combined, is zero.
— David Silverman
I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
— Sarah Silverman
All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
— Sarah Silverman
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
— Sarah Silverman
As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
— Sarah Silverman
When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.
— Sarah Silverman
Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.
— Sarah Silverman
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
— Sarah Silverman
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
— Sarah Silverman
The anxiety of being in Heather's stuff was stress-gravy on an already terror-filled plate.
— Sarah Silverman
It's not cold in here, you're just dying.
— Sarah Silverman
Scientology is weird because it's new.
— Sarah Silverman
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
— Sarah Silverman
When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by.
— Sarah Silverman
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
— Sarah Silverman
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
— Sarah Silverman
There's something satisfying about going faster than you can on the legs you were born with.
— Laura Silverman
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
— Sarah Silverman
I'm a native of L.A. I've seen the city change and develop over time, and I still believe there's no place like home.
— Jonathan Silverman
I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
— Sarah Silverman
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
That's basically the mantra of Herr Silverman's teaching - think for yourself and do what's right for you, but let others do the same.
— Matthew Quick
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.
— Sarah Silverman
Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
— Sarah Silverman
I made my daughter read the whole. That's how you make atheists.
— David Silverman
