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Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: To remove blood stains from your conscience try

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas. — Demetri Martin

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Alexander Pope: Calm, thinking villains, whom no faith could fix,

Calm, thinking villains, whom no faith could fix, Of crooked counsels and dark politics. — Alexander Pope

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Gina Lollobrigida: I want to leave a souvenir of my

I want to leave a souvenir of my life. — Gina Lollobrigida

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Maria V. Snyder: What have I earned from you, Valek? Loyalty?

What have I earned from you, Valek? Loyalty? Respect? Trust?"
"You have my attention. But give me what I want, and you can have everything. — Maria V. Snyder

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Greg Gutfeld: Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality. — Greg Gutfeld

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Jerome K. Jerome: I can see the humorous side of things

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life. — Jerome K. Jerome

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Jeff Bridges: It's funny. You succeed, but now where are

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. — Jeff Bridges

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: A problem is something to solve," Phillip says.

A problem is something to solve," Phillip says. "If there's no solution, it's not a problem, so stop treating it like one. — Jonathan Tropper

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Charles J. Sykes: If you mess up, it's not your parents'

If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them. — Charles J. Sykes

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By Graham Roberts: I would run through brick walls for Spurs.

I would run through brick walls for Spurs. — Graham Roberts

Sanford And Son Funny Quotes By John Hodgman: My fame is due to broadcast television.

My fame is due to broadcast television. — John Hodgman