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That's quite gallant of you. After you've ignored me for the better part of a week, like a boy half your age with twice your charm.
— Renee Ahdieh
What's not to like about you? Sure, you have more sarcasm per square inch than any other mammal.
— Piper Lawson
You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean
— Jeff Mariotte
It was Nathaniel's boundless capacity for stating the obvious that made him so charmingly human.
— Jonathan Stroud
Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.
— Ahmed Mostafa
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
— Christopher Moore
Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
— James Gray
Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth
— Colleen Hoover
It's always a pleasure to see you," I told him, my voice dripping with sarcasm. "Remember, red lights are for quitters.
— Molly Harper
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
— Christopher Moore
If I want to fuck a guy, I want to fuck a guy.
— S.E. Jakes
it's a losing battle at this point,but so was the alamo
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
— Laurence J. Peter
I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.
— Margaret Atwood
Sorry if this little war's inconvenienced you in any way," Indris drawled. "I'll try to schedule the next one with you in mind
— Mark T. Barnes
There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?
— Cassandra Clare
If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind
— Dmitry Pisarev
What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?
— Cassandra Clare
That was Hunter,' said Quinn as his father's footsteps faded away.'I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything. — Jennifer Sturman
Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.
— Rick Yancey
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
What's going on?" I asked when he finished."I'll let you know soon. For now, we have to wait."
"Great. My favorite thing to do. — Richelle Mead
She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.
— Suzanne Wrightt
A woman's weapon is her tongue.
— Anthony Trollope
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard ... -George Foster
— Shawn Durnin
The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.
— Brian Clevinger
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
— Charlie Pierce
The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences.
— Jonathan Stroud
You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be. — Jasper Fforde
Discord says it's a good idea. That's comforting.
— Melissa Marr
For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenal's moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own
— Nick Hornby
his mind's like Alcatraz. once something's in, it never gets out
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.
— Veronica Roth
That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.
— George R R Martin
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
— Samuel Goldwyn
I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says.
"Very funny, — Lauren Oliver
Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?
— Carrie Harris
If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.
— Elizabeth Peters
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.
— K. Martin Beckner
Sarcasm isn't an attitude. It's an art
— Michelle Lee
For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for.
— Gerald Morris
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
— Jess C. Scott
It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.
— Daniel Handler
It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.
— Richelle Mead
Marion: What is all this? What's going on?Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world. — Rachel Pollack
I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.
— M.A. George
In the meantime, I'll get a job. I'll pay my own way." "A job?"
"Mmm, yeah. It's that thing people do to make money. — Kelley Armstrong
If you don't understand it, it's art.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
— John Cleese
A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
— Nenia Campbell
It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.
— Cassandra Clare
Nothing like a little shared racism to build ties with the boss.
— James S.A. Corey
There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.
— Chet Williamson
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
— Joe Haldeman
I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-""It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule. — Shannon Hale
Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled.He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm. — Scott Tracey
Here's a tip ... If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.
— Rachel Caine
Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale's head.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four — Veronica Roth
That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.
— Jim Butcher
Sarcasm all around the world is always against right wing and against people in power. That's the definition of political sarcasm.
— Bassem Youssef
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
— Tom Bergeron
I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL ... BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK .
. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS — ASHISH RANJAN
Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been explained.
— Theodora Goss
