Scissors Quotes
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Scissors Quotes & Sayings
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Right now I felt like a person learning that a surgeon had left a pair of scissors inside her during a operation.
— Alexandra Kleeman
We were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors," she told him once. "I was paper and she was rock so I lived and she died.
— Melina Marchetta
I am as I am, and that's all there is to it, I can hardly take a pair of scissors to myself, and cut out a different person ...
— Franz Kafka
Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight. — Phil Lester
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight. — Phil Lester
Rock beats scissors, bitch.
— Brian K. Vaughan
The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.
— Mason Cooley
Karl Lagerfeld never touched a pair of scissors in his life.
— Azzedine Alaia
We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.
— Russell Brand
I wouldn't know how to design. I couldn't even if I wanted to, for I can't draw, and a pair of scissors in my hands becomes a dangerous weapon.
— Jean Patou
I'm still going to love you, always. And in the rock-paper-scissors of life, love is rock. fear, anger, everthing else ... no contest.
— Sara Zarr
One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. That would be my advice. It leads to bad things.
— Gillian Flynn
Oh, scissors!" I said.
— Alan Bradley
Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.
— Dave Reichert
That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS
— Taylor Swift
I want a woman to feel the cut of the scissors in the clothes.
— Giambattista Valli
One life passed, another began, then that passed and a third began, and there's still no end. All the ends are cut off as if with a pair of scissors.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The intellect always cuts and divides like a pair of scissors. The heart sews things together and unites like a needle. The tailor uses both.
— Mata Amritanandamayi
I am quite content to go down to posterity as a scissors and paste man for that seems to me a harsh but not unjust description
— James Joyce
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent. — Stephenie Meyer
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent. — Stephenie Meyer
I will be a sonofabitch if he ain't in here at eleven-thirty at night, fartin' around in the dark with a pair of scissors and a paper sack.
— Ken Kesey
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.
— Benjamin Franklin
She stabbed Redford in the back with lefty scissors!
— Wes Anderson
Married couples resemble
a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them — Sydney Smith
a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them — Sydney Smith
I can't live without scissors. I don't have any tattoos, but I thought if I ever got a tattoo, it should probably be scissors.
— Rebecca Ward
I thought you could play ... You've got nothing. Where's the big hair? I brought my scissors today so I could cut the hair. You've got nothing.
— Terry Hill
Ren watched us as he leaned casually against the table, holding a pair of scissors. I'd never seen a classroom tool look so dangerous.
— Andrea Cremer
Updike's style is an exquisite blend of Melville and Austen: reading him is like cutting through whale blubber with embroidery scissors.
— Florence King
air. I am still holding the scissors, pointing
— Francesca Lia Block
I often shoot with scissors in my eyes.
— Allan Dwan
I always know where the scissors are.
— Dan O'Brien
Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams
He who clipped us has kept the scissors.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.
— John Updike
So that's what Ayet wanted scissors for. - Shira
— Alwyn Hamilton
Regarding the debate about faith and works: It's like asking which blade in a pair of scissors is most important.
— C.S. Lewis
You've taken so many drugs that you couldn't legally operate a pair of safety scissors.
— S.M. Reine
Kids are supposed to grow up and cut the apron strings. I just never dreamed those sharp scissors would leave so many wounds.
— Lisa Wingate
The pin was the smallest part of a pair of scissors, and the easiest made, but without it, the scissors cut no cloth.
— Robert Jordan
Fate is a girl with scissors
— Norah Labiner
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
— Truman Capote
Hell hath no fury like a bunch of raggy women with scissors in their hands and hot wax at their disposal.
— J.B. Heller
I need to cut and paste," she'd say to Nick.
"Next time," he'd say, "bring scissors. — Rainbow Rowell
"Next time," he'd say, "bring scissors. — Rainbow Rowell
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
— Bob Saget
The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. once invented, it cannot be improved
— Umberto Eco
A tailor can adapt to any medium, be it poetry, be it criticism. As a poet, he can mend, and with the scissors of criticism he candivide.
— Franz Grillparzer
Lies erase. Lies are power. Power to be had by you. Truth is relative, no? Power defeats truth, paper, scissors. Are you faux real?
— David David Katzman
I have never yet met anyone who did not think it was an agreeable sensation to cut tinfoil with scissors.
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
Used to be marketing was viewed as the people with crayons and scissors who did creative work. Now it's seen as central to driving growth.
— Jim Speros
I feel most comfortable in an old pair of jeans, Converse, and a man's jersey. My best friend cuts my hair with kitchen scissors.
— Jane Birkin
What should I do?" Uriel asked. "Sit," I said. "Stay inside. Don't put pennies in the outlets or play with matches or run with scissors.
— Jim Butcher
Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
— Billy Connolly
The mater, with her scissors outspread to snap the head of a dead something or other, stopped at the sight of Reggie.
— Katherine Mansfield
A long-playing full shot is what always separates the men from the boys. Anybody can make movies with a pair of scissors and a two-inch lens.
— Orson Welles
When the officer approached the window, he said 'Papers' and before he could finish, I shouted, 'Scissors! I win,' and drove off.
— Kyle Adams
I flinch. Maybe you have to be male to understanding that castration can't be reduced to finger-scissors and some onomatopoeia.
— Mark Mills
There was no fucking chance I was going to hang out with Jennifer doing scrapbooking. I couldn't trust her with scissors for one thing.
— Morgan Parker
At 5.45 a.m. the important scientists finished their coffee and played rock paper scissors to see who had to phone the government.
— Mitch Benn
Red tape will often get in your way. It's one of the reasons I often carry scissors!
— Richard Branson
Jealousy always trumps schadenfreude! It's a rule from the heartbreak version of 'rock, paper, scissors.
— Julie Klausner