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When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day.
— Seth Lloyd
If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway.
— Nora Roberts
One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right.
— Jim Cummings
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.
— Daniel Radcliffe
No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap.
— Minari Endou
I screw up on the delay settings, so pretty much everything is manually done by me - I don't have those presets like the Edge has.
— Joey Santiago
I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire.
— Janet Evanovich
Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison
I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome.
— George Eads
If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.
— Dana Stabenow
Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.
— Hal Needham
Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well.
— Alamvusha
There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up.
— Raymond E. Feist
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up.
— Cory Arcangel
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.
— Anna Paquin
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically.
— Janet Evanovich
To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.
— Diablo Cody
If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you.
— Scarlett Dawn
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
— Phyllis Diller
We all screw up. We all wish we were stronger than we are, and not one of us will get through this life without regret.
— Swati Avasthi
I should go. My date ... ""Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles
Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.
— Angelo Donghia
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.
— Christopher Titus
I just screw up and fake it up.
— Deyth Banger
Expecting anybody else?' Shane asked Eve. 'Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?''Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
— Caitlin Moran
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me.""Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
If you really screw up, send roses.
— Letitia Baldrige
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
— Will Ferrell
Save the gerund and screw the whale.
— Tom Stoppard
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
— Jimmy Buffett
We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it.
— Rosemary Casals
I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.
— Mike Shinoda
I can keep picking small fights, or brave the big one.Time to screw my courage. Or go down trying
— Gayle Forman
But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up.
— Rebecca Scherm
Braden, Ellie, and Adam came in and took their usual table directly across from us so that Braden and Joss could screw each other with their eyes.
— Samantha Young
Screw the daring tough guy image, what happened with us broke me.
— Steph Campbell
Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them!
— Mike Milbury
She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all.
— Larissa Ione
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
— Evita Peron
I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone.
— Winter Renshaw
in my four months of legal cramming I'd learned the law is full of technicalities. Technicalities are what screw up justice. Wilcox
— Frank W. Abagnale
It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.
— Charlie Munger
I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.
— Ellen Pompeo
I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.
— Michael O'Leary
Screw going home. This wasn't the 1950s.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad.
— Linus Torvalds
I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun.
— Christa Miller
Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention.
— Chuck Palahniuk
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
She had made so many calculations, but none involved her legs melting from under her with the instant desire to screw.
— Lauren Groff
Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything.
— Mark Thornton
I curse anyone who reads this book. If you touch it, hell will be waiting. Screw you. Happy reading.
— Dawn Kurtagich
Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp,
— Hugh Laurie
Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places.
— Shannon L. Alder
There are some people who you've got to stay away from. They can't help themselves; they are just genetically programmed to screw you over.
— Mindy Quigley
There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves.
— C.E. Dimond
The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
— Mark R. Jones
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be up.
— Stephen Burt
Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Mortals, screw 'em.
— Eoin Colfer
Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I
— Elliott James
Floating screw - that's what people used to call me.
— Edward Kennedy
You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said.
— Lindsay Buroker
