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Yes. And Paula's a bitch," I said without preamble. "You mean Miss Mint Julep Ladygirl Fiddle-dee-dee? Yeah. Screw her.
— C.D. Reiss
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
— Carrot Top
I think that whether you're married or not, in any relationship, there's always the terror that you're going to screw something up.
— John Krasinski
Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity.
— Larry Correia
There's a gray area between Conservative and Orthodox people, for whom you don't screw around with the mezuzah, you don't mess with the holy melodies.
— Rick Moranis
How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them?
— John Green
One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right.
— Jim Cummings
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
— Dean Winchester
If the child gives the effect another turn of the screw, what do you say to TWO children - ?" "We
— Henry James
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.
— Daniel Radcliffe
No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap.
— Minari Endou
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches.
— Iliza Shlesinger
If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over.
— Gina Wings
I don't want to screw this up, Julia. I don't ever want to be a person who hurts you.
— Charles Sheehan-Miles
Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!
It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison
It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison
Yeah, well, screw you, Solo," I say bitterly. "You can drop dead and die!"
I am aware of the redundancy in that statement. — Michael Grant
I am aware of the redundancy in that statement. — Michael Grant
If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.
— Dana Stabenow
Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well.
— Alamvusha
Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum!
— Jonathan Safran Foer
But life isn't neat the way a story is. And if you try to pretend it is, then you just make yourself unhappy, or screw yourself over.
— Dexter Palmer
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
After all, which would you rather do, pal, screw Bridget Bardot's brains out or read reviews of her movies?
— M.T. Bass
Mom laughed. Well that's why, when it's real, you do whatever you have to do to work it out. Screw stability. Forget common sense. Make a move.
— Cindi Madsen
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.
— W.C. Fields
Screw you, you sons of bitches. I may be just a goddamn Jew Red to you, but I'm keeping Jefferson alive!
— I. F. Stone
I assume this kid is "normal" sixteen, like all the rest of them, whereas I'm "life can, and probably will, totally screw you" sixteen.
— Andrea Cremer
To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.
— Diablo Cody
If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you.
— Scarlett Dawn
In god's eyes we are fucking naked... did you know that??
- God is fucked screw up person! — Deyth Banger
- God is fucked screw up person! — Deyth Banger
Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways.
— Evan Williams
Parents, they'll screw you up every time.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.
— Kerri Walsh
Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.
— Jessica Gordon
Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you.
— Faith Chrissabelle
When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake.
— Jake Roberts
Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters.
— Kimberly Lauren
Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.
— Rachel Hawkins
Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.
— Dolly Parton
Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just ... survive. Outlive me, please.
— Tracy Letts
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay.
— David D. Burns
Amateur comes from the Latin agent amatus. To love. Never worry about love. Love delivers. It's the incompetent professionals that'll screw you.
— C.D. Reiss
Well, I figure if you're gonna screw things up by skipping school, the day better be worth it.
— Katie Klein
Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?
— Martin Amis
Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.
— Scott Adams
Get the money before they screw you, darling.
— Shirley Polykoff
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
— Randall "Tex" Cobb
What better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you?
— Nick Hornby
Screw the beaten path! Do your thing. Write the best story you can. the rest will fall into place.
— Darynda Jones
You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said.
— Lindsay Buroker
If you really screw up, send roses.
— Letitia Baldrige
I curse anyone who reads this book. If you touch it, hell will be waiting. Screw you. Happy reading.
— Dawn Kurtagich
Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp,
— Hugh Laurie
Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places.
— Shannon L. Alder
There are some people who you've got to stay away from. They can't help themselves; they are just genetically programmed to screw you over.
— Mindy Quigley
The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
— Mark R. Jones
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
What you did hurt, Lucas. You wanted me to submit to you just so you could tell me to screw off." I whisper harshly. "And now you want me.
— Emily Snow
Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I
— Elliott James
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
— Caitlin Moran
I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone.
— Winter Renshaw
Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off.
— A.P. Jensen
I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all.
— Larissa Ione
There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram.
— Jeff Abbott
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad.
— Linus Torvalds
I can't promise you I won't ever screw up, but I can promise you that every single day I wake up, I will love you more then the day before.
— T.K. Chapin
I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun.
— Christa Miller
Screw you, Aech! And your dead grandma!
— Ernest Cline
Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here.
— Sam Rayburn
First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier.
— Neal Shusterman
It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up whatever you're trying to say.
— Chuck Palahniuk
That woman was sexy ... Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.
— Justin Halpern
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
That's not very Team Reality of you."
His smile matched mine. "Screw Team Reality - I'm leaving to join Team Sanity. — Alexandra Bracken
His smile matched mine. "Screw Team Reality - I'm leaving to join Team Sanity. — Alexandra Bracken
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
— Jimmy Fallon
Oh, you don't want to hear all my sad stories. I can't even bear to tell them anymore. Screw the past, right?
— Gabrielle Zevin
Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.
— Christopher Titus
Expecting anybody else?' Shane asked Eve. 'Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?'
'Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine
'Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
— Will Ferrell
In software, speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware, if you screw it up, you're dead. So accuracy really matters.
— Reid Hoffman
But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up.
— Rebecca Scherm
We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?
— Bryan Lee O'Malley