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He'd lived long enough to know that everyone handled grief in different ways, and little by little, they all seemed to accept their new lives.
— Nicholas Sparks
Becoming fully rational is not enough anymore; evidently it can lead to distortions of all the great human possibilities.
— Thomas Keating
The only difference between war and murder is the number of dead.
— Joe Abercrombie
Everything had become so Twilight only without the sparklies.
— Dakota Cassidy
Murderer of Vuka and Jumadi, see now how Tugars can die.
— William R. Forstchen
We had to be our own mothers of invention, in many senses of the word.
— June Millington
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Madison, Deborah. Local Flavors: Cooking and Eating from America's Farmer's Markets (New York: Broadway Books, 2002). Nabhan,
— Michael Pollan
It's hard to be vulnerable in front of the whole world because everyone's a critic.
— Pattie Mallette
I am in a ridiculous humour,' quoth Eugene; 'I am a ridiculous fellow. Everything is ridiculous. Come along!
— Charles Dickens
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
— Elizabeth Taylor
We are born with a lingering hunger We are born to be unsatisfied We are strangers who can't help but wander And dream about the other side ...
— Nichole Nordeman
Buying and selling is essentially antisocial.
— Edward Bellamy