Sex Humour Quotes
Collection of top 31 famous quotes about Sex Humour
Sex Humour Quotes & Sayings
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Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.
— Elle Casey
Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?
— Robert Clark
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.
— Nora Roberts
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
— Kate Beckinsale
You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it?
— Cat Deeley
Sex & Humour Are The Heart & Lungs Of A Good Relationship
— Rosamund Lupton
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
— Stephen Colbert
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
I love men. They Taste like Chicken
— Jill Conner Browne
Don't just live your life, set it on fire!
— Ginger Sullivan
Sex doesn't interfere with your tennis; it's staying out all night trying to find it that affects your tennis.
— Andre Agassi
It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
Savour life's pleasures in abundance
— Ginger Sullivan
Writing is the flip side of sex - it's only good when it's over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
The Professor is coming...
— M.K. Hopkins
Sometimes you don't even have to have sex at all, and for that kind of sicko, you charge double.
— Sara Sheridan
Is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass?
— Musa Nganga
If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more sex and killed a lot more people
— Tommy Cotton
You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.
— Alberto Vitale
Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent.
— J.C. Lillis
Well, that explains why we jumped into bed with each other so quickly. We were both hornier than a bucket of desert toads.
— Olivia Cunning
The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana