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Mom would kill me if I showed my navel.
— Brandy Norwood
I owe much to mother. She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally.
— David Rockefeller
Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face - Melanthe the potential Queen of Persuasions:
— Kresley Cole
My mom didn't let me play tackle until I was in high school. She didn't want me to get hurt.
— Nick Ferguson
When you were a kid," he continued, his voice even and low, "Your mother taught you to observe people. She also taught you not to get attached.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though.
— Idina Menzel
The one thing my mom will let me get is a nice shoe sometimes.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
My mom is always telling me it takes a long time to get to the top, but a short time to get to the bottom.
— Miley Cyrus
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
My mom just understands about stuff. We have a really good trust, and she knows I can take care of myself.
— Balthazar Getty
My mom and I have always been there for each other. We had some tough times, but she was always there for me.
— LeBron James
Goodnight baby, sleep in peace. After you kill that bitch!""Goodnight mom! — Sherrilyn Kenyon
My mom means a lot to me. My mom gave up everything. She moved with me and believed in me. She is awesome.
— Justin Bieber
I'll be 50 years old and still have to call my mom when I'm home at night. No matter what time, she doesn't sleep until I do!
— Cassie Scerbo
When I was seven, I asked my mom if I could be on TV, and she said if I really wanted to, I could. I got an agent and booked my first audition.
— Natasha Calis
My mom is very close to me, and it has been really cool having a mom that's closer to my age because she can go out with me and stuff.
— Lindsay Lohan
Cullen?""Hey, Mom."
"Can you do me a favor?" she asked in that way that implied that saying no would cause someone to die. — John Corey Whaley
My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe.
— Jack Dorsey
My mom had to beg the guys to let me play. I couldn't even play the drums right - Brian had to show me.
— Dennis Wilson
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
Whenever I don't get injured, the film is a dud. I didn't bleed on 'Rhinestone.' I didn't bleed on 'Stop! Or My Mom will Shoot.'
— Sylvester Stallone
At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.
— Saina Nehwal
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
— Bill Watterson
I hate getting yelled at, that'll get you on my bad side. My mom never yelled at me. She just told us what needed to be done and we did it.
— Edgerrin James
My mom was an actress, so I got with her boutique agency back in 2001 and started booking a few commercials. She's like my co-manager.
— Tequan Richmond
Your mom should be taking care of you. Not the other way around.
— Katie McGarry
My mom, she's still always there for me. Always.
— David Ortiz
I look up to my mom. She's a beautiful woman.
— Leighton Meester
Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there.
— Paula Wall
I will always carry Mom in my heart. I will always miss her. I will always wish she was here.
— Elizabeth Scott
Maybe I should get my mom something," he said bitterly. "What says 'Thanks for throwing me out of the house and pretending I died'?" "Orchids?
— Cassandra Clare
How far back does one's memory of someone go?
— Kyung-Sook Shin
My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple.
— Lynda Barry
I went to this Episcopalian school, and one day I came home and asked my mom, 'What religion are we?' She looked at me and said, 'We're artists.'
— Alexandra Cassavetes
My mom is such a big supporter of mine. She still is, and always was. So I got the sort of encouragement from that side of the family.
— Billy Bob Thornton
Mom had considered Cath a bit of a hoochie, but the truth was that Cath always opened her heart when she opened her legs.
— Ruthie Knox
She had a hit for every syllable: 'Don't. You. Ever. Talk. To. Me. Like. That. Ever. Again.' That was the last time I ever talked back to Mom.
— Misty May-Treanor
My mom had Julia Child and 'The Fannie Farmer Cookbook' on top of the refrigerator, and she had a small repertoire of French dishes.
— Anthony Bourdain
I grew up going to musicals with my mom here in New York, going to Broadway. I used to be in musicals in high school.
— Sharon Van Etten
My mom has always been my support system. She taught me to never give up and to keep pursuing my passions no matter what.
— Mandy Moore
You need to listen to what Mom has to say." "No, I don't." "She deserves that much, Charley.
— Darynda Jones
I pride myself on finding balance. I love making music and I love raising my boys - I find time to make both a priority.
— Sheryl Crow
If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook.
— Kelly Williams Brown
My mom was very religious. She might have let me buy records, but I assumed that she wouldn't.
— Leon Bridges
My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender.
— Lee Daniels
My mom told me that I should not be scared or too cautious," concludes Dimples. "Just do it if you have the guts. If it is correct, it will work.
— Joey A. Concepcion
Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Mom and Dad will be so proud that she brought home an alien.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Mom raised me all by herself, and although we went through our share of lean years, she always worked hard to make our home warm and welcoming.
— Candice Olson
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
— Erma Bombeck
Huh. What a dope! Wait till Mom hears about this. He's so in trouble now. You know how crazy she gets about malaria.
— T.K. Naliaka
I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
— Aaron Carter
My poor mom really wants me to meet someone. I think she wanted to believe the Ryan Gosling rumor more than anybody,
— Michelle Williams
My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, she'd stick me in front of the camera. That's how it started.
— Alyson Hannigan
For the mother is and must be, whether she knows it or not, the greatest, strongest and most lasting teacher her children have.
— Hannah Whitall Smith
Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood ... she just jokes.
— Saina Nehwal
Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks
Oprah has definitely caught my eye. My mom and I used to watch her shows. We just love her.
— Gabby Douglas
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
— Arnold Bennett
Mom said we should all live near the Pacific Ocean at least once in our lives, so we kept going all the way to San Francisco.
— Jeannette Walls
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
— Carol Burnett
Her mom had become some sort of a genius double agent since she hooked up with Richie. It was like she was keeping them all alive behind his back.
— Rainbow Rowell
Maybe I should stand outside the Adam & Eve store holding a sign reading "Single Mom, Anything Helps" and a cup for change.
— Joanna Wylde
When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".I have often wondered if I was. — Neil Leckman
Mom was the greatest influence of my childhood. She wanted to save me from the vice, lust, and drinking that was all about me.
— Ethel Waters
My mother raised three kids on her own, so I was taught that to be a working mom was a good thing.
— Sarah Shahi
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
— Billie Holiday
I got my first tattoo when I was 16 years old and I went with my mom to get it done - she has a bunch too so we're tattoo buddies now.
— Josh Hutcherson
The wind - or maybe Keefe - must've thrown back his father's hood. But it wasn't his father facing him. It was Lady Gisela. Keefe's mom.
— Shannon Messenger
