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Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
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Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
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Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The man may not be dead, but he was certainly stiff. And this had nothing to do with rigor mortis.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thorn. Good demon overlord.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
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How do they balance on these spindly things?
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I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx
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Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tell Savitar I said hi.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Guess we're going north," Dev said slowly."Everyone, follow Lassie.Timmy's in the well. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
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Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon
