Shower Quotes
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The girl must be looking for another hot-fudge shower, Ellen said. Then she, too, advanced on Leesha.
— Cinda Williams Chima
I-I need a shower," she blurted, scrambling away from him. He raised his brows. "I'm in need of one myself. And we like to conserve water around here.
— Kresley Cole
I write every day ... I never get ideas unless I'm actually writing. Ideas I get in the shower don't do me any good.
— Janet Fitch
I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.
— Susan Boyle
Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower?
— Kresley Cole
I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though.
— Idina Menzel
Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.
— Justin Halpern
When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel.
— Amy Cohen
She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I sold her an umbrella that would shield her from heavenly I love yous.
— Jarod Kintz
I will send a shower of roses.
— Therese Of Lisieux
A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Song ideas have come to me in the middle of interviews, in the shower, or while I'm writing another song.
— Joe Satriani
Many are less fortunate than you' may not be a roof to live under, but it will serve to retire beneath in the event of a shower.
— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
You want diamonds? I'll give you diamonds. I'll shower you in them. Hell, I'll get you a gown made out of them. But it's going to be skimpy.
— Richelle Mead
I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower.
— Sean Bean
The soul, at peace, reflects the peace without, Forgetting grief as sunset skies forget The morning's transient shower.
— Emma Lazarus
I step naked into the shower of truth - whole-hearted, bloody-minded, utterly selfish, no longer even pretending to enjoy or understand anything.
— Selima Hill
The faint bruise on the side of her cheek had paled to a sickly yellow.
Imagine that. She'd fallen in the shower. Again.
Just ask Daddy. — Veronica Wolff
Imagine that. She'd fallen in the shower. Again.
Just ask Daddy. — Veronica Wolff
The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately;
— Cecil B. Hartley
He sendeth sun, he sendeth shower, alike they're needed to the flower; and joys and tears alike are sent to give the soul its nourishment.
— Sarah Fuller Flower Adams
Right now he looks like he needs a shower and a shave, not to mention a few well-aimed slaps to wake him out of his stupor.
— Victoria Aveyard
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
— Janet Evanovich
One small hand lifted to the shower head and he stilled. He'd yet to see her skin; the dragon had claimed her on scent alone.
— Setta Jay
I think Saturday may be Latin for stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.
— Bart Millard
I think a third shower might be necessary.
— Wendy Higgins
She needed a hot shower, a warm bed, and me.
— Penelope Douglas
He led me to the barn, where a Mexican man stood waiting for his turn at the shower. "Whole-aah, Toe-moss," he shouted.
— David Sedaris
My shower doesn't make everything go away. The world doesn't feel like a bigger, brighter place because my hair smells like coconuts.
— Jolene Perry
You can't shower happiness on others without getting few drops back on yourself.
— Israelmore Ayivor
If I had been on 'Ally McBeal,' I would have been seen coming out of the shower on the first show.
— Rob Lowe
I have never cried in the shower. That's a woman thing I think.
— Bill Callahan
But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house.
— Eva Herzigova
A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod ...
— Jodi Picoult
I always sing Adele in the shower. But everyone should know you never sing an Adele song in public because no one's better than Adele.
— Lea Michele
Life, that can shower you with so much splendour, is unremittingly cruel to those who have given up.
— Stephen Fry
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
— Michelle Williams
In my family nudity just doesn't exist; I'm pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.
— Huston Piner
A hatt is not made for one shower.
— George Herbert
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
It's got to be some kind of cult. Anyone offers you Kool-Aid or a hot shower, say no.
— Marisha Pessl
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower.
— Bob Hope
Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player.
— J. Sterling
Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek!
— Cody Walker
She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.
— Larissa Ione
What a benediction is this fragrance of the early morning! The vernal grass fills the whole atmosphere as with a shower of sweetness.
— Sarah Smiley
Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.
— Shia Labeouf
The Patriot wears that mask EVERYWHERE! Even in the shower!
— Anderson Luis De Abreu Oliveira
My freshness is spending its wavering shower in the dust.
— Francis Thompson
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
— Stephen Hawking
You don't forget you have Parkinson's disease, believe me, especially in the shower. If you are not paying attention, you fall down.
— Linda Ronstadt
I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.
— MaryJanice Davidson
Anyone who's had a shower and hasn't ingested illegal narcotics within a couple of days stands out on a bench in the courthouse.
— Alafair Burke
Time is the shower of Danae; each drop is golden.
— Sophie Swetchine
I hadn't done any professional singing. I had sung in the shower and in my car and sometimes at a family bonfire if there was enough alcoholized wine.
— Jessica Pare
Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.
— Lisa Renee Jones
The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.
— Frank Mankiewicz
You know you're tired when you fall asleep in the shower.
— Luke Hemmings
I'm certainly not a trained singer. The only place I could probably carry a tune is my shower.
— Lucas Neff
It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.
— Frederick Douglass
I'm a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets.
— Charlize Theron
Ach,' she heard someone saying, 'I left mein ceinture dans le shower ce morgen. Quelle dope ich bin!
— Madeleine L'Engle
After a debauch of thunder-shower, the weather takes the pledge and signs it with a rainbow.
— Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Other people sing in the shower, but I don't.
— Andrea Corr
The definition of a relationship is like a shower. You go in when it is cold, and come out when it is too hot.
— Jim Jensen
She'd get out of the shower the next morning, and it would be written in the steam on the mirror.
Dance. Dress. Try a little tenderness. — Rainbow Rowell
Dance. Dress. Try a little tenderness. — Rainbow Rowell
Do demons even have to brush their teeth?"
Chris chuckled. "I brush my teeth and even floss sometimes. I also eat, shower and sleep, too. — David Estes
Chris chuckled. "I brush my teeth and even floss sometimes. I also eat, shower and sleep, too. — David Estes
I take three showers a day. I don't need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I'm a five-minute guy.
— Rodney Harrison
I'm not going to lie: I still have days when I walk by the mirror on my way to the shower and think, 'Oh God, I didn't just see that!'
— Sara Ramirez
Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex.
— Maggie Stiefvater
If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!
— James Patterson
I never want to leave this shower," he said, thrusting. "Never want to leave you. 'Cause I'm never going to fucking get enough.
— Tara Sue Me
I never sing in the shower either.
— Barbra Streisand
Somebody needs to invent a shower for the mind, not just the body.
— Anna C. Salter
When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower.
— John A. Macdonald
I'm an 'in the shower' or 'in the booth' kind of singer. I can sing, but I need either nobody to be able to hear me, or for me to be able to redo it.
— T.I.
Ranger's gonna hate this," Tank said. "Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.
— Janet Evanovich
My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!
— S.L.J. Shortt
Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower.
— Allen Evangelista
Roll in the snow.
Shower in the rain.
Bask in the sun.
Weatherproof your soul. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Shower in the rain.
Bask in the sun.
Weatherproof your soul. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business
— Gregory David Roberts
I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.
— Ester Dean
Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list.
— Bill Engvall
A storm was coming up from the south, moving slowly. It looked something like a huge blue-gray shower curtain being drawn along by the hand of God.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back. Its a cold world out there.
— DJ Khaled