Simon Munnery Quotes
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Simon Munnery Quotes & Sayings
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What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?
— Simon Munnery
I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.
— Simon Munnery
My favorite weekend activity is riding bikes to breakfast.
— Halston Sage
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
— Simon Munnery
It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.
— Simon Munnery
The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.
— Simon Munnery
I don't much care for the idea of being dead. It makes me nervous. I'm allergic to dying; I break out in screaming.
— Garon Whited
Uncertainty is the necessary companion of all explorers.
— Marilyn Ferguson
Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.
— Simon Munnery
When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.
— Simon Munnery
I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
— Simon Munnery
All men are brothers. Hence war.
— Simon Munnery
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
— Simon Munnery
If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep
your mouth shut — Simon Munnery
your mouth shut — Simon Munnery