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Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him.
— Glen Duncan
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.
— Katharine Hepburn
In the end, you can slap a pretty label on it - like serendipity or fate. Or you can believe that it's just the random way life unfolds.
— Emily Giffin
It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang)
Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you're not bright. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you're not bright. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen
— George R R Martin
Sometimes you've gotta hide the medicine in the food. You can't slap somebody in the face with facts, all the time. It's too harsh
— Michael B. Jordan
Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.
— L.M. Montgomery
I'd bitch slap the devil for you.
— Janet Evanovich
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
— Carroll Bryant
Kissing's a very organic and mechanical process. It's like a slap. You slap your co-star once and it's done.
— Alia Bhatt
People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure.
— Siobhan Finneran
Every dish doesn't have to be showy, and every dish doesn't have to slap you in the face with technique.
— Wylie Dufresne
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
— Cinda Williams Chima
Before you speak, my friend, remember, a spiritual man contain his anger. Angry words are like slap in de face.
— Chris Abani
Get one Manager Commitment as a result of the other Manager Commitment and you have a powerful equation for Earnings: E=MC2.
— Stan Slap
Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand?
— Debra Anastasia
I would feel much better about this whole affair if you would slap me and get it over with. I know you want to.
— Moriah Densley
They cut the umbilical cord, give you a slap on the ass, and presto! you're out in the world, adrift, a ship without a rudder.
— Henry Miller
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND FOR THAT PERSON TO SLAP YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
— Richelle Mead
Never fear Death for you will feel aroused by his sleep. Never cheat death or he will slap you with a sentence of misery for the defeat.
— Suzy Kassem
Henceforth, whenever we are threatened with being cast adrift upon love's transcendent, golden shore, I want you to slap my face.
— Amanda Quick
When you fold your arms and not do anything but only wait for miracles, you have given God a slap on His face
— Sunday Adelaja
A bruising love where every pat was just this side of a slap. The love one has for something always beneath you.
— Joe Abercrombie
A slap in the face is more effective than ten lectures. It makes you understand very quickly.
— Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch
Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death.
— Jeevagan Nagarajan
Sometimes I think I'm kinky because I fantasize about slapping you. And then I realize I really just want to slap you.
— Tiffany Reisz
What you don't learn in art theory is how too big a compliment can hurt more than a slap to the face.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Just slap something on it when you see a blank canvas staring at you with a sort of imbecility.
— Vincent Van Gogh
I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.
— Anthony Bourdain
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.
— Kourtney Kardashian
You'll give up nothing to live your personal values at work. The same can't be said about choosing not to.
— Stan Slap
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me ... I learned my lesson.
— Aaron Carter
I've seen 'karma' slap people in the face. You have to be good to people. It really does come around.
— Kirsten Dunst
The sea is very beautiful and gives us many things, but it must be understood and respected, or it will slap you ...
— J.Z. Colby
I want to go up to the closest white person and say: 'You can't understand this, it's a black thing' and then slap him, just for my mental health.
— Charles Barron
No matter what you say, or how much you talk, someone isn't really forgiven until you can stand beside them without wanting to slap them in the face.
— Alan Heathcock
If you think life is a smooth sea, you will soon be awakened from this sweet dream by the slap of a bitter wave!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
If you ever lay a hand on me. Slap me, hit me, grab me, push me, anything. I'm gone. I'll leave you and never come back.
— Scott Hildreth
Leave it to your best friend to grab you by the short curly ones with one hand and bitch slap you with the other."
"His Name was Harley Manfield — T.A. Webb
"His Name was Harley Manfield — T.A. Webb
I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids.
— Shaun White
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
— Rick Reilly
You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
— Chris Tucker
And he took the slap like a man. No whining. What else do you want from a fella?
— Allan Dare Pearce
No, no, you needn't slap me; I am not at all hysterical.
— Elizabeth Peters
I'm tryin' to figure out whether I'm gonna slap some sense into you or fuck the shit outta you.
— Madeline Sheehan
The slap of a friend is trusted to help you ... but the kisses of an enemy is nothing but lies
— Anonymous
He looks like someone who could slap you or kiss you and you wouldn't be able to tell which one is coming and it would mean the same thing either way.
— Alden Bell
I wish you could have felt that slap I wish you could feel the pain.
— Neal Shusterman
To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
There is no safe container to store your values while you're at work; not living your deepest values will leak on you
— Stan Slap
...that is what a salesmanship is all about: feign thankfulness when you want to slap at the opponent's face.
— Girdhar Joshi
There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them.
— Angela Roquet
Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.
— Shannon L. Alder
You see a guy, is what you see. Only God got distracted before he could slap a dick on me and went on to the next in line.
— Stephen King
A slap from an angel will make you wiser
than a kiss from the devil. — Matshona Dhliwayo
than a kiss from the devil. — Matshona Dhliwayo
I would love to slap you right now, but I'm currently wielding a nine pound ball and I'm afraid that would be called murder.
— Sara Wolf
Let others slap each others on the back while you're back in the lab or the gym or pounding the pavement.
— Ryan Holiday
Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.
— J.R. Ward
What do you call a slap that's waiting an inch away from your cheek refusing to back away? A caress
— Angelos Michalopoulos
I could feel the muscles in my face twitch as his response sunk into me. It was a resounding no with a slap of you fucking drunk attached.
— Cassandra Giovanni
It isn't your problem." She leaned back, glaring and speaking. "Yeah. That's the part that makes me want to slap you upside your head.
— Kristen Ashley
Always expect a kick in the teeth," said Millon, "so that when you get a slap in the chops, it seems like a triumph.
— Jasper Fforde
There will never be a day you feel unloved by me. And if you ever should, you have permission to slap me.
— Corinne Michaels
People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.
— Dave Bautista
Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death?
— Mark Alders
I could slap the shit out of you right now, but I won't because I know you'd enjoy it too much,
— Katie Ashley
I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that's already done. It's dress up for your hair!
— Felicity Huffman
I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
— Stephenie Meyer