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Small Towns Funny Quotes By Sarah Manguso: Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But

Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do. — Sarah Manguso

Small Towns Funny Quotes By Denise Duhamel: Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to

Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to be part of any (poetry) club that would have me. — Denise Duhamel

Small Towns Funny Quotes By David Wong: Kittens will make your sad go away

Kittens will make your sad go away — David Wong

Small Towns Funny Quotes By Jules Michelet: He who knows how to be poor knows

He who knows how to be poor knows everything. — Jules Michelet

Small Towns Funny Quotes By Chinua Achebe: Every lizard lies on its belly, so we

Every lizard lies on its belly, so we cannot tell which has a belly-ache — Chinua Achebe

Small Towns Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: The problem with writing about religion is that

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. — Dave Barry

Small Towns Funny Quotes By Birdy: My town's quite small and you kinda recognize

My town's quite small and you kinda recognize everyone when you see them, so I definitely get funny looks from people. — Birdy

Small Towns Funny Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: When weeds go to heaven, I suppose they

When weeds go to heaven, I suppose they will be flowers. — L.M. Montgomery