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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
— Jincy Willett
I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you.""A combination of both is usually the best," Prophet advised. — S.E. Jakes
John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism.Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health. — Paul Cornell
You going to let him talk to me like that?" Driggs said to Lex. "Defend my honor, woman.""Defend your own honor, — Gina Damico
That's me, keeping things bitchy from open to close." I turned around and gave him my customer service smile.
— Katherine McIntyre
To those about to snark, we salute you.
— Jacey Conrad
Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
— E. Lockhart
Another thing about pain - it renders you incapable of bullshit.
— Gwen Mitchell
Lindworms are a sign of a healthy ecosystem," I said, straightening. "Now let's get out of here before the healthy ecosystem eats us.
— Seanan McGuire
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.
— Timothy Ferriss
These were wannabe elites who, once they popped on big-boy pants, would be infiltrating New York with their pretentiousness.
— Alexandra Martin
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
— Josh Bazell
Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.
— Katherine McIntyre
When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?
— Amethyst Marie
Your powers of observation are formidable, Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha.
— Stephanie Wardrop
Rook Thomas, you look different somehow.""Well, I recently got the shit kicked out of me," she said.
"Ah, that would be it then. — Daniel O'Malley
I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment.""I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee
Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome.
— Katherine McIntyre
I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.
— Stephanie Wardrop
His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?''No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are. — Raymond Chandler
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
— Joe Haldeman
Gabi glared. If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?
— Cherise Sinclair
You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha.
— Rainbow Rowell
The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.
— Katherine McIntyre
A human is not a device that reliably reports a gold standard judgment of relevance of a document to a query.
— Hinrich Schutze
The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime.
— Angela Ricketts
I'm sure you've had many musicians in your soft spot.
— Caisey Quinn
My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.
— Jess C. Scott
Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.
— Diana Rowland
You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?
— Lorelei James
There's something about winning Miss America that brings out the snark.
— Gretchen Carlson
Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed."I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman. — Susan Dennard
Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night.
— Katherine McIntyre
Everybody better stay out of my way because I'm steamrollering my way through this town, powered on snark.
— Sean Kennedy
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
Because I want to have sex with himand because that's sinful
I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny. — Jess C. Scott
A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
— Nenia Campbell
Next time I'm taking down hellhounds for you, I'll remember to tone down the pretty.
— Pippa DaCosta
He is a pimple on the cock of humanity
— Shelly Laurenston
Vampire Willow: "Bored now.
— Joss Whedon
It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside.
— Agatha Christie
I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments
— Albert Einstein
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes - 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea ... almost got shagged ... cuppa tea'?
— Marti Noxon, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
I like sarcasm. I like snark.
— Alexis Ohanian
You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything. — Jim Butcher
A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.
— Shannon Hale
If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
— Joanne Fluke
Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism.
— Betsy Schow
Tell me you aren't crying. My whole image of you as a bad-ass warrior is crumbling.
— Heather R. Blair
For the snark was a boojum, you see.
— Lewis Carroll
Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image.
— Katherine McIntyre
If the apocalypse comes...beep me!
— Joss Whedon
I'm a writer, not a DJ. I don't take requests.
— Kate LeDonne Black
Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him.
— Katherine McIntyre
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell