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Sookie, my little bullet-sucker
Eric, my big bullshitter — Charlaine Harris
Eric, my big bullshitter — Charlaine Harris
I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.
— Charlaine Harris
They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.
— Charlaine Harris
Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.
— Charlaine Harris
I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.
— Charlaine Harris
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris
Coffe is the perfume of morning.
— Charlaine Harris
I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.
— Charlaine Harris
Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul ... you have brought light back into my life
— Charlaine Harris
( ... ) that the creature I loved was lying somewhere in a hole underground, to all intents and purposes dead until dark.
— Charlaine Harris
May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons."
I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons. — Charlaine Harris
I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons. — Charlaine Harris
Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!
— Charlaine Harris
Email to Eric from Bill:
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill — Charlaine Harris
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill — Charlaine Harris
I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you.
Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris
Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris
Sookie is about as radically different from me and a lot of the work I've previously done as you could possibly come up with.
— Anna Paquin
But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.
— Charlaine Harris
Vampires, bringing America together!
— Charlaine Harris
you have to play it out sometimes.
— Charlaine Harris
I felt like I'd culturally arrived when a character on the HBO show 'True Blood' was reading a hardback of 'Heartsick' at Sookie's kitchen table.
— Chelsea Cain
You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.
— Charlaine Harris
Pam said, Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...
— Charlaine Harris
Lily might be icy on the outside, but inside she was Vesuvius.
— Charlaine Harris
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
— Charlaine Harris
Sookie, you really are smarter than anyone gives you credit for being.
— Charlaine Harris
Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn't even known I was in the pool
— Charlaine Harris
I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.
— Charlaine Harris
Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
— Charlaine Harris
Eric, what are you doing?"
"Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris
"Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris
Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies! — Charlaine Harris
Sookie: "I love bunnies! — Charlaine Harris
Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me."
Well, that was pretty direct. — Charlaine Harris
Well, that was pretty direct. — Charlaine Harris
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
— Charlaine Harris
When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.
— Charlaine Harris
Can I help you up?"
"No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up. — Charlaine Harris
"No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up. — Charlaine Harris
And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?
— Charlaine Harris
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
— Charlaine Harris
Eric: if Sookie had died, I would let you suffer.
Bill: if Sookie had died, I would already be dead. — Charlaine Harris
Bill: if Sookie had died, I would already be dead. — Charlaine Harris
What are you, Zen Master Fang?
— Charlaine Harris
I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam
— Charlaine Harris
Well, they got married. No one pulled a Jane Eyre ...
— Charlaine Harris
That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.
— Charlaine Harris
I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. - Pam
— Charlaine Harris
I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.
— Charlaine Harris
I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits.
"You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said. — Charlaine Harris
"You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said. — Charlaine Harris
As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.
-Sookie — Charlaine Harris
-Sookie — Charlaine Harris
Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with".
— Charlaine Harris
The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else.
— Charlaine Harris
Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris
I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver ... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.
— Charlaine Harris
You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie. — Charlaine Harris
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie. — Charlaine Harris
No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.
— Charlaine Harris
Remember, Sookie, nothing says more about a family than good silver and real pearls. The rest is just fluff.
— Fannie Flagg
The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. — Charlaine Harris
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. — Charlaine Harris
Sookie is always in distress, it wouldn't be 'True Blood' if someone wasn't trying to kill her.
— Anna Paquin
I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.
— Charlaine Harris
Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.
— Charlaine Harris
You can get more skilled, Sookie, but can't get any better.
— Charlaine Harris
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Life begins at night
— Charlaine Harris
Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.
— Charlaine Harris
He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance.
— Charlaine Harris
I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top. — Charlaine Harris
That was a tough exit line to top. — Charlaine Harris
Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.
— Charlaine Harris
Love them to death. Sookie to Pam
— Charlaine Harris
Eric: 'What part do you like best?' Sookie: 'oh your butt' Eric: 'My ... Bottom?' Sookie: 'yep
— Charlaine Harris
Better to be screwed physically than financially.
— Charlaine Harris
You can hold on to me for as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie.
- Eric, Club dead. — Charlaine Harris
- Eric, Club dead. — Charlaine Harris
[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus? — Charlaine Harris
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus? — Charlaine Harris
For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.
— Charlaine Harris
You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided
up America into kingdoms, is that right? — Charlaine Harris
up America into kingdoms, is that right? — Charlaine Harris
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
— Charlaine Harris
Don't go looking for trouble; it's already looking for you.
— Charlaine Harris
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.
— Charlaine Harris
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris
-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris
There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric.
— Charlaine Harris
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
— Charlaine Harris
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
— Charlaine Harris
Sookie: Is Eric around?"
Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin, — Charlaine Harris
Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin, — Charlaine Harris