Split Funny Quotes
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Split Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
— Jerry Coleman
Isn't the fear of pain next brother to pain itself?
— Enid Bagnold
Like a fine flower, beautiful to look at but without scent, fine words are fruitless in a man who does not act in accordance with them.
— Gautama Buddha
I try to avoid teaming up with goddesses who eat roadkill. It's one of my personal boundaries.
— Rick Riordan
Five people in robes said they are bigger than the voters of California and Congress combined. And bigger than God. May He forgive us all.
— Mike Huckabee
Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny.
— Alan Moore
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
In the end one loves one's desire and not what is desired.
— Christina Lauren
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
— Wislawa Szymborska
no evil can overcome wisdom.
— Various
Selfless giving is the art of living.
— Frederick Lenz
You can conquer any mountain with faith, hope and courage.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
