Stay Funny Quotes
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Stay Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life.""Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund
Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.
— Price Pritchett
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
— Chelsea Handler
I said alone!"He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did.
— Penelope Douglas
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
— Carroll Bryant
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
— Ray Romano
Keep your sense of humor. Stay funny.
— Frederick Lenz
Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch of snow will compel me to dress like a lumberjack.
— Gayle Forman
Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.
— Elizabeth C. Bunce
I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.
— Bill Maher
She didn't care that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride.
— Gayle Forman
Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
— Christine Feehan
I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room.""That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
— Steven Wright
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
— Phyllis Diller
Funny how certain things stay with you.
— Lauren Oliver
You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.
— Laurann Dohner
Brass, stay down all summer.
— Eugene Ormandy
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
