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Tampons Quotes By Jay Mohr: I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

Tampons Quotes By Jenny B. Jones: She just asked me to pick her up

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair — Jenny B. Jones

Tampons Quotes By Dustin Hoffman: The two basic items necessary to sustain life

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. — Dustin Hoffman

Tampons Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Pleasure is the only thing one should live

Pleasure is the only thing one should live for, nothing ages like happiness. — Oscar Wilde

Tampons Quotes By Taylor Swift: I think your life is full of first

I think your life is full of first loves because every time you love someone new, you love them in a different way. — Taylor Swift

Tampons Quotes By Kelly Ripa: Women's clutches are too small. I open my

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa

Tampons Quotes By Rhiannon Frater: So, basically, I'm risking my life because you

So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons. — Rhiannon Frater

Tampons Quotes By Rick Yancey: Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and

Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and if I'll be able to find more. — Rick Yancey

Tampons Quotes By Frank Zappa: The plumber he says, never flush a tampon.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

Tampons Quotes By Dana Gould: I was born an emotional tampon in a

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction. — Dana Gould

Tampons Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Only guys that are insecure in their manhood

Only guys that are insecure in their manhood are afraid of tampons. They're just weird little cotton things. It's not like they're going to eat you. — Micalea Smeltzer

Tampons Quotes By Ken Blanchard: Vision comes alive when everyone sees where his

Vision comes alive when everyone sees where his or her contribution makes a difference. — Ken Blanchard

Tampons Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I have no problems with buying tampons. I

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Tampons Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons.

Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons. — Adrienne Wilder

Tampons Quotes By Cari Silverwood: triangle of my mons,

triangle of my mons, — Cari Silverwood

Tampons Quotes By Kay Redfield Jamison: Love has, at its best, made the inherent

Love has, at its best, made the inherent sadness of life bearable, and its beauty manifest. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Tampons Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: Now let's go into this pharmacy and get

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat! — Shelly Laurenston

Tampons Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Why was he opening the doors to my

Why was he opening the doors to my vanity? I kept my tampons down there! He could see them! They were right at the front for easy accessibility! — Kristen Ashley

Tampons Quotes By Samantha Bee: Sex with my first boyfriend was a little

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

Tampons Quotes By Magnus Flyte: (You think you know suffering? What about life

(You think you know suffering? What about life before dishwashers? Washing machines? Tampons? Vacuum cleaners? You have no idea. No idea!) — Magnus Flyte

Tampons Quotes By Robert Galbraith: Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He

Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons. — Robert Galbraith

Tampons Quotes By Carolyn Lee Adams: It was like a commercial for laundry detergent

It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams

Tampons Quotes By Lionel Shriver: Plots set in the future are about what

Plots set in the future are about what people fear in the present. — Lionel Shriver

Tampons Quotes By Michael Jordan: It doesn't matter if you win as long

It doesn't matter if you win as long as you give everything in your heart — Michael Jordan

Tampons Quotes By Seamus Heaney: I shall gain glory or die.

I shall gain glory or die. — Seamus Heaney

Tampons Quotes By Rae Mariz: I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the

I squirmed uncomfortable at the thought of the spokes-girl for Time of Your Life teen tampons suggesting more blood in advertising. — Rae Mariz

Tampons Quotes By R.S. Grey: If they wanted to slap my photo onto

If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.) — R.S. Grey

Tampons Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Wherever there are birds, there is hope.

Wherever there are birds, there is hope. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Tampons Quotes By Bill Maher: What mostly prevents black people from voting is

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote. — Bill Maher

Tampons Quotes By Rahm Emanuel: Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel