Teacher Humor Quotes
Collection of top 30 famous quotes about Teacher Humor
Teacher Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people.
— Jayce O'Neal
That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window.
— Raymond Carver
Kezia looked down her nose at him - the haughty school-teacher stare less devastating when the school-teacher in question wore penguins.
— Tracey Alvarez
Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.
— Jim Benton
There's nothing sillier in the world than a teacher telling you don't do it after you already did it.
— Frank McCourt
When you're in the role of the teacher, the teacher must take on the role of the student and learn from him or her.
— Art Hochberg
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
— Fred Allen
Suffering is my teacher. If I pay attention to it instead of trying to numb it out, maybe it can lead me to its root.
— Michelle Colston
It's like seeing your teacher outside school. It's them, but they're all wrong and out of context
— D.C. Pierson
You must be accommodating with your teacher. You must have a sense of humor about your teacher and the impossible things they ask you to do.
— Frederick Lenz
THE ANGEL RAZIELTeacher? I did an independent study, does that count?
Yes. You may skip this section. Enjoy your newfound sixty seconds — Cassandra Clare
We see an enlightened teacher to gain a sense of humor, to learn balance and proportion and of course to learn wisdom.
— Frederick Lenz
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
— Chic Murray
I don't argue with fools; I educate.
— Shannon L. Alder
Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.
— Derek The Ghost
My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.
— Saket Assertive
Where's our teacher?" "Probably getting it on with the English teacher."
- Alex Gold and Mike Wilson — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes
If he was indeed an "autodidact," there's no doubt he had the world's shittiest teacher.
— Paul Beatty
Never talk back to a teacher. Teachers are like God. Actually, teachers are God's boss.
— Deborah Wiles
Children want the same things we want.To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted. — Dr. Seuss
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
— Anonymous
You can fuck your math teacher but you can't fuck math.
— Scott Sigler
On the other hand, the Prince had proved a much more effective teacher than Snape so far.
— J.K. Rowling
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
