Tennis Funny Quotes
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Tennis Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
— Bill Cosby
Like a spider web that you walk into, it is not so easy to get all the tendrils of real love off after you have passed through it.
— Jonathan Carroll
We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining.
— Harry Carpenter
I love the idea of birds having human qualities ... I think all humans want to be birds so we can fly.
— Aoife O'Donovan
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
— Rita Rudner
A trade is better then service.
— George Herbert
It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.
— Serena Williams
Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball.
— Kate Sherwood
He(C. Ronaldo) makes the most difficult plays look easy.
— Henrik Larsson