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Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote.
— Stephen Colbert
And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.
— Hunter S. Thompson
There's no question that I love playing in Texas. I love the fans. I love everything about Texas.
— Mark Teixeira
I was just down in Dallas, Texas ... the Assassination Museum ... it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
— Bill Hicks
Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle ... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war.
— George S. Patton Jr.
My father is Jaime Rodriguez from San Antonio, Texas, and I've got one whole half of my family that's Mexican through and through.
— James Roday
Well, Tommy Lee Jones is a little bit more intimidating. He's definitely a cowboy. He's from Texas.
— Christina Milian
You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses.
— Rachel Griffiths
It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners.
— Joseph Lowery
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.
— Malcolm McDowell
Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.
— Texas Bix Bender
Speaking of banging, when's McSailor getting home?" Kirsten's smirk was the size of Texas.
Sophie had to smile. "Crude. You're crude, roomie. — Jennifer Lane
Sophie had to smile. "Crude. You're crude, roomie. — Jennifer Lane
What's the difference between dragging a black man behind a truck in Jasper, Texas, and beating a white boy to death in Wyoming because he's gay?
— Nikki Giovanni
I'm taking you out before your ERA looks like a Texas heat wave. Let's talk after the game.
— Jennifer Bernard
The Texas Rangers," he said softly, "are dead. All six of them have gone. In their place there's just one man. The lone Ranger." He
— Fran Striker
Texas is undeniable ... We were already almost out of America and yet definitely in it and in the middle of where it's maddest.
— Jack Kerouac
Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!
— Will Rogers
Hunting is a family thing for me, and it's a Texas thing. We have a lot of land in Texas that's been in our family for 12 generations.
— Eva Longoria
You want to go to a show tonight? There's this band called Crucifictorious from Texas, and they're supposed to be decent.
— Cindi Madsen
I'd never mess with a friend's man, much less a Texan. You don't mess with Texas women," said Vanessa
— Kirsty Dallas
Back in the '40's, Lyndon Johnson could still steal a Senate election in South Texas with the help of the big patrons.
— Calvin Jillson
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.
— Molly Ivins
It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I brought it all the way from Texas, it's unusual.
— Phyllis George
Writing the middle of a novel is a lot like driving through Texas. You think it's never going to end, and the scenery looks the same.
— Carolyn Wheat
I always had a curiosity about Texas. I had a curiosity about small-town life, although, granted, Odessa's not a tiny town.
— H. G. Bissinger
English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for the children of Texas.
— Miriam A. Ferguson
That's one. The other is Honey Sunshine.
— Sai Marie Johnson
Any strikeout record worth having is in a Texas pitcher's pocket. I might come join them one day.
— Josh Beckett
I try and eat good. On the road, that's next to impossible. And we eat a lot of unhealthy things when we're in Texas - that's what you do there.
— Justin Townes Earle
What interested me in doing 'Dragonball' was that it's a huge comic book series that has built a great fan base, and it's a great action movie!
— Texas Battle
Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.
— Janis Joplin
Texas is not a state - it's a state of mind.
— John Steinbeck
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
— George W. Bush
It's not hard to find a date if you are Jewish in New York and Miami, but its hard in Texas.
— Patti Stanger
Texas people are very open, because it's open.
— Margo Martindale
I used to teach animation history classes at the University of Texas, and I wrote my master's thesis on cartoons. I just love cartoons.
— Warren Spector
I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year's I'd rather be with them.
— Delbert McClinton
Libraries offer, for free, the wisdom of the ages
and sages
and, simply put, there's something for everyone inside. — Laura Bush
and sages
and, simply put, there's something for everyone inside. — Laura Bush
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was
— Texas Bix Bender
I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it's such a cult classic. I'd seen some of the sequels and was not a fan of those.
— Jessica Biel
I'm all about job creation. That's what I've done for ten years as the governor of Texas, and that's what I'm focused on.
— Rick Perry
Iloved Ashley Hope Perez's heartbreaking Out of Darkness set in late the 1930s in a small town Texas. It should win all the YA awards.
— Justine Larbalestier
There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.
— Texas Bix Bender
Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.
— Conan O'Brien
All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee
— George Strait
Texas was such a welcoming place, and with its unbelievable history and tradition, it's extra special to be a part of that.
— Ricky Williams
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'
— Ross Perot
RON BRACKIN'S TEXAS GLOSSARY "Peccadello" n. roadkill.
— Ron Brackin
No man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that's in the right and keeps on a-comin'.
— Captain Bill McDonald Texas Ranger
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.
— Ron White
1,000 out of the world's 6,000 languages, crammed into an area only slightly larger than that of Texas,
— Jared Diamond
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
— Kinky Friedman
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas.
— Rick Perry
When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.
— Jim Hightower
There's no Texas barbecue as good as Fort Worth barbecue,
— Stephen King
European investment in Texas alone exceeds all U.S. investment in China and Japan put together.
— John Bruton
Texas's main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.
— Sam Torode
I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.
— Stephen Graham Jones
I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat.
— Erin Wasson
Lainie, of course, would never turn gray. No respectable woman from Texas ever would."
~ A Woman of Fortune — Kellie Coates Gilbert
~ A Woman of Fortune — Kellie Coates Gilbert
Imagine Texas as a blue state: how hard it would be to carry the presidency or gain control of the Senate.
— Jeb Bush
Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'
— Bill Maher
They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.
— Dan Rather
That girl's heart is bigger than Texas." Her eyes narrowed. "And it's as tender as a baby's butt. You take care with it, you hear?
— Rachel Harris
If it's freedom you want, come to Texas. No one there tells you what to do and how you have to do it.
— Edna Ferber
It's just a little ranch. Thirty-five acres. In Texas, if it's not a thousand acres, it's considered a ranchette.
— Betty Buckley
It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.
— Texas Bix Bender
It's a great group of people here at Texas A&M, and everybody you run into is incredibly polite.
— Johnny Manziel
It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time.
— Edna Ferber
I was raised in cities but I was raised in Texas, so there's a certain amount of connection to the earth.
— JoBeth Williams
If you're going to play high school football, you do it in Texas or Florida or Georgia for the simple fact it's such a big deal.
— J. R. Martinez
Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.
— Jimmy Fallon
My grandparents moved to Texas from the South after the U.S. Civil War and settled on small farms in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area.
— Robert Woodrow Wilson