Thanksgiving Turkeys Quotes
Collection of top 27 famous quotes about Thanksgiving Turkeys
Thanksgiving Turkeys Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Thanksgiving Turkeys quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.
— Linda Blair
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.
— George Carlin
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
— George Carlin
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
— Joan Rivers
Elle smiled angelically. If I have to endure this, I'm going to make sure you are just as miserable as I am.
— K.M. Shea
You focus your attention on a single truth from the Bible and then continue to think about it throughout your day.
— Rick Warren
I really like Thanksgiving turkey ... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
— Kevin Nealon
Unintended jealousy is merciless.
— Doctor Kesi
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
— Johnny Carson
My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.
— Kirsten Gillibrand
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'
— Conan O'Brien
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
— Nicole Hollander
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
— Mason Cooley
Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
— Charles Bukowski
I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.
— Marian Burros
Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys.
— Wayne Gretzky
