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That One Person Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Black men built the railroads, not blue eyes.

Black men built the railroads, not blue eyes. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

That One Person Funny Quotes By Margaret Mitchell: But, Scarlett, did it ever occur to you

But, Scarlett, did it ever occur to you that even the most deathless love could wear out? — Margaret Mitchell

That One Person Funny Quotes By Chris Lilley: I'm not interested in being one of those

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

That One Person Funny Quotes By Bill Bryson: I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson

That One Person Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons

Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. — Jerry Seinfeld

That One Person Funny Quotes By Randa Abdel-Fattah: I just don't know what I'd do without

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

That One Person Funny Quotes By Marisa Calin: It's funny how there can be something special

It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? — Marisa Calin

That One Person Funny Quotes By Steve Carell: You know, what's funny to one person is

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else. — Steve Carell

That One Person Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Our love was a two-person game. At least

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

That One Person Funny Quotes By Hettie Ivers: he hadn't killed or shagged even one single

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

That One Person Funny Quotes By Maya Angelou: Everyone has at least one story, and each

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. — Maya Angelou

That One Person Funny Quotes By Larry Wall: And don't tell me there isn't one bit

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is — Larry Wall

That One Person Funny Quotes By Adrian Sandvaer: One person may look and only see a

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

That One Person Funny Quotes By Cameron Diaz: I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz

That One Person Funny Quotes By George Ayittey: When Uganda got debt relief in 1999, the

When Uganda got debt relief in 1999, the first item President Museveni bought was a presidential jacket for himself. — George Ayittey

That One Person Funny Quotes By Michael Keaton: There just is not one person in my

There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. — Michael Keaton

That One Person Funny Quotes By William Feather: One of the funny things about the stock

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. — William Feather

That One Person Funny Quotes By George Carlin: If no one knows when a person is

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin

That One Person Funny Quotes By Michael Holroyd: Between history and the novel stands biography, their

Between history and the novel stands biography, their unwanted offspring, which has brought a great embarrassment to them both. — Michael Holroyd

That One Person Funny Quotes By Queen Elizabeth II: We lost the American colonies because we lacked

We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the manner of yielding what is impossible to keep. — Queen Elizabeth II